3rd crappiest post EVER

Welcome to the worst post since yesterday's post.

Today a friend is getting married. That is so weird. Growing up and all that fun stuff. Next time I see him, he will be party of her and she will be a part of him. Plus I am not only talking about honeymoon, I am taking about serious stuff. What is weird about life is how wrong I was when I was a kid. What is even weirder is what I was right about. Here is the list of things I have learned.

1. Nice guys really do finish last
2. The only thing that actually feels older as I get older is my knees
3. 16 year olds are just as attractive when I was 12, when I was 16 and now. They are still not worth being a sex offender
4. Sex is the most over rated thing in the history of things. Yet I still want it every second of everyday
5. Women can do horrible things to my brain and make me do things and act ways I don't want to.
6. I am responsible for my success
7. Comedians are so right about women. Who would of thought?
8. If you want advice on women Kerry is the only woman you can ask, the rest are the enemy
9. If women want advice on men make sure the guy doesn't want to nail you.
10. If you are a woman 99% of all guys want to nail you.
11. The worst part of the real world is the lack of time.
12. Parents are humans just like me.
13. Teachers are human, just not like me.
14. There actually shouldn't be anything embarrassing about masturbation or buying condoms or tampons. Yet there is.

Well that is all I will write for now. Since I have told no one about this blog, chances are no one is reading it. How sad. That is ok, I enjoy wasting my time like I enjoy wasting my money. Boy do I love to waste my money.

Random Thought of the Day

Video games are fun.

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