Stupid Post Wedding Day

Well I guess not every post can be crappy. Yesterday I went to a friend's wedding. It was so weird seeing someone I knew for so long getting married. It was weird giving a toast at my friend's wedding. That part was hard because I wanted to sound all profound and wise and all that stuff. Well I think I did a good job of not sounding like an idiot. Isn't life weird. How time flies and stuff like that. Sorry, I like the word stuff and junk. Kids are the worst. They grow up so fast and become people and junk. Stupid not becoming immortal.

David Boston is out for the season. This is the first season since I have become a coherent Dolphin fan that I am dreading the upcoming season. I love football, however it is hard to get excited when so much bad news comes out of Miami. The football gods are so cruel to the Dolphins this year. Just when I was over Ricky's cowardly retirement and getting excited for the season again.

Man it still cracks me up. Here I am writing this and there isn't anyone reading it. Well if I die tomorrow I will have proof I existed on this earth. Well not really. Anyone could be writing this crap. It isn't like my password is that hard to crack. Stupid non-secure internet.

Random Thought of the Day

I love boobs. Especially when they are nice and big. Biiiiggggg, boooobbbiieess.

Feel the wrath of tiny grey text.