The crappiest blog takes on Sims2

Well I did my thing that I do and I bought Sims 2 on a whim. A game I wasn't planning on buying.

Here is take 2 of this stupid review.

The game is fun. That is it, just fun. Take that jerks.

Well the game has days off, which are cool, and it is in 3-d. Which does two things, it makes the game look MUCH better, and it makes it harder to move the camera around. Basically I will give the review in three families. Not too much has happened since I have barely played this game

THE VOTAVA FAMILY
The Votava family consist of Mike and Katie. They are the second family I created. The people creation thing is pretty cool. Choosing features, I could actually make people who look like the real Mike and Katie Votava. However of course I chose not too. That would take WAY too much time. Another cool thing is the fact that these two people are siblings. Something I actually set up in the game. The game has a family tree, so Katie and Mike shouldn't be frenching anytime soon. The thing that sets Mike and Katie apart from the other Sims is their love of dancing with each other. That is all these people do is dance with each other. When they go to other parties, they dance with each other. When they are at home they dance with each other. That is all the freaking do. In between dancing with each other, they have made one friend Jenny Downey. These people do not throw parties because Mike is afraid of parties.

THE DOWNEY FAMILY
The Downey family consists of Nate and Jenny. They are the first family I created. They have the most money since they have the smallest house. One thing I wish Sims 2 had was more stuff. Hopefully they will have much stuff to download. I hope they don't have many updates I have to pay for. That would just be annoying. I haven't played these people enough for me to describe their personality. However Jenny is really good at making friends. Nate on the other hadn isn't. He he trying to mac on the mail lady, however he is failing miserably. He tried to throw a party and Katie was the only person to show up. It was a successful party and put him in a good mood for the entire day. Jenny loves playing SSX. It is hard to fit everything in their house.

THE WHORE FAMILY
The whore family consist of Total and Ima. They are a nice lesbian couple. I didn't really mean for them to become a lesbian couple. In fact I created them so they would go to parties. However they fell in love with each other in a day. That is probably because both of them are bitches and both of them are very playful. They are the most successful of all my sims so far. They get promoted like no tomorrow. They have the worst house since I designed it. Due to the lack of wall paper, they are mad at me. One of the things I think they could of improved is improve the arrow on top of the head yelling at me thing. When I have them selected I don't know why they are yelling at me. I wish I could look up in the sky and yell at someone and poof get a TV. The Sims, should be called Sim GOD. It is almost how you feel when you are playing. The whores also like Jenny Downey. Everyone likes Jenny Downey. They don't really like Nate. No one really likes Nate. Which is too bad since he is supposed to be a party animal.

Well that is my family review. One thing that the game has is inspirations. Mini goals to do. Like buy a couch, hug nate or something like that. They give points which allow you to buy cool things. Like a fountain of youth type thing, which seems to be needed since they age in 30 days. I amgoing to investigate when I get home. I would rather not have my sim age so quickly. I also wish they had more things. They have so many htings in the first sims with all of the expansion packs. I think the 2nd game should have at least half as much stuff. It doesn't seem to have half as much stuff. Actually I feel the game should have practically everything that doesn't consist of the Sims leaving their home. Like pets for instance. Seems like EA REALLY wants people to register OR and more likely just want to Sims 2 into another cash cow.

The reason I actually bought the game is because of this story. Fun SIM STORY

Random Thought of the Day
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