Post CRAZY!!!
I have been posting like crazy this week. After posting nothing last week, this week has two days where I have posted twice. It is funny. I think it is. Well the nature of this post is I would like to share a story about the beginnings of religion. Actually it is what I think is pretty much the base of all religions. It is from the great game Star Control II.
Then, one stormy day, a Zoq, a Fot, and a Pik were walking up a steep pathlooking for something good to eat, when a bolt of lightning struck nearby. With a huge flash of light, the bolt of energycarved a strangely-shaped chunk of granite out of a cliff. It was a disk, with a hole in the middle! As the rock began to roll down the hill, toward the three terrified beingssome dry grass got caught in its hole, and since the rock was still hotthe grass caught on fire. When the rock finally got to the Zoq, the Fot, and the Pik they simultaneously discovered the Wheel, Fire, and Religion thus catapulting them on to the road of progress. Which has led us to this day, Captain. Oh! How did the flaming wheel give religion to our Culture, you ask? I will explain. You see, when it got to the threesome, the flaming wheel was going at a pretty good clipand it ran smack into the Zoq, killing him. The Fot and the Pik felt so bad they really liked that Zoq!......that they decided the Zoq hadn't really died when the wheel flattened himhe had just gone to `a better place.' Presumably one without lethal flaming wheels.
Beautiful game. Zoq, Fot and Pik where my favorite race from the game.
Crappy News
I did not know that there wasn't any Sunday Night Football this sunday. Stupid baseball.
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