the real reason for this blog. Dream #1

The real reason I write this blog is to record my dreams. So the world will know I weird my brain is. So here is how nuts I am.

The dream started with me on the bus going to a college. Then it was me getting a ride to college with a friend of mine who is a hot chick. She was taking me to college and we were stopping buy her house full of hot chicks. I know wehre you think this is going, but you are wrong. Well we go to the house, some things happen that are not that important. Well I meet this girl in a wheel chair, she was a cute red head with short red hair. Well we hit it off. I learn she is from the north. Apperently we are in the south. Well something happens and all of a sudden I am looking at this guy holding the red head (I guess that used to be me). He was surrounded by three of his chick friends and a walking dog with wings. For some reason it was very important to bring her to the north to save her life. They get to the gate. The wing dog told them that he had to stay behind so he turned into liquid and hid. They continue through the gate which is actually a force shield. Maybe to block the wing dogs. One of the chicks with the dude drops the bucket of water. The guy freaks and looks around. He sees a well and takes a bowl and fills it with water so the short red head had enough water. While walking to the short red head's house the water started to fry and turn into eggs. Well they finally get to the apartment and set her down on the bed. The mother tells him everything will be ok. Her brother picks up the bowl that the dude set down and forgot about when they arrived. He states how it is good mayonnaise. The mother keeps on asking where the water came from. When it is finally discovered that it came from a well in the North she freaks out. Turns out that it is gun powder and the brother has been eating it. She tells him to discharge outside. He goes outside and yells at the people who brought his sister. A machine gun pops out of the top of his head and a pistol replaces his nose and he begins firing on the heroes. The heroes get away and meet up with their dog friend. Back at the house the short haired red head begins to be come upset that she cannot walk. She blames her parents for her inability to walk. That they babied her. The parents deny it and try to stop her from trying to walk. The girl starts to gets up and her legs break. She wills them back together and tries to walk again. The father jumps at her and she elbows him and knocks him out. The mother tries but she flings her against the wall knocking her out. The short haired girl starts to walk. There is blood everywhere. The brother and the sister comes home. The brother jumps at her legs, she knees him knocking him out. The sister yells that she is not going to lose her sister. Grabs a saw and comes after the short haired girl. The short haired red head punches the saw and breaks it in half. The sister makes a fist and hits the short haired red head right in the jaw. As the red head loses conciousness she looks up and her blonde haired sister who is holding half a saw and smiling. The red head wakes up at the dinner table with her family. They tell her that they had to cut off her legs so she couldn't walk again and her arms so she wouldn't fight them again. Of course the short haired red head is pissed. She concentrates and grows knew arms and legs. She then murders her entire family by her own two hands. She walks outside happy and covered with blood. She sees this green blob flying towards her. The green blob arrests her for the murder of her entire family. She is taken to a line of children who are marching to be judge for their crimes. Some try to get awaybut they are sucked into the little flying blobs which force them to walk in the line. At the courthouse the bailiffasks the lawyer if he is ready because this might take a while, a lot of new people are here, it is not only the normal kids. The lawyer is disappointed because he had a class to go to. The short red head is brought in by the bailiff and he annouces her crime. The courthouse is shocked to hear she killed her entire family. The lawyer who is a big pig with three nostrils smells the red head girl. He is shocked and proclaims she is innocent. The entire courthouse is shocked again. For her innocents the judge banished her to the south. She is happy of course because that is where her friends are. She is taken to the south and starts to run towards her friends. She is so happy. While she is running there seems to be a police chase going on. She dodges out of the way the cars. They stop in front of her and the guy the police are chasing pulls a gun. There is a struggle and the gun drops and discharges. Hitting the short red head girl. The police man throws the guy into the car and surveys the area. He walks over to the truck close to the red haired girl and says, well at least nothing was damaged. The camera pans over the truck and there I see the short red haired girl lying down in the fetal postion in a pool of her own blood.

There is my dream. Is that effed up or is that effed up. If you know how to anaylize dreams I would LOVE to read what you think.