Life changes are fun

Welcome to my life and my thoughts. Changes of life are fun. Yipee.

New You Fair
The New You Fair was in Seattle. What a waste of time and money that was. I went because I wanted to meet Jarred of Subway. I missed him. I guess I should make sure I get there on time. It was too bad because there was a guy you can really look up to. He saw a problem and he dealt with it. I know I have mentioned that I hate him, however it is not him that I hate. It was those dumb songs that came with the commercials.

The New You fair was an excuse to pay for something to get a lot of people to try to make money off you. Like a get rich scheme, find the right woman, lose weight carinival of no fun. The best part was sitting in a chair wearing flasing lights glasses. It was surprisingly comfortable. Well I decieded to go three of the special speeches. Well I thought they would be speeches, however they were just people trying to sell me things. Silly me, I thought they would be motivational speakers.

The first one was a clinical hypnosis. So I was hypnotised to lose weight. The funny part is that he used boats as his catch. I was the captain of my boat and the crew were sub concious. He kept on using boat and crew references through out his sales pitch and during the hypnosis. I will have to admit it was very relaxing however I do not think it will help me. Apperently the flashing light goggles will help me lose weight as well. Whatever.

The second was how to be financially stable for just five dollars a month. I need to figure out a way to get people to send me 5 bucks a month. Even if I only get a dollar for each 5 dollars a month I would make bank if I could con 100,000 people into doing that. All I will have to tell them is for every person they get to send me money they would get 2 bucks and every person they person they get to send five bucks, they would get a buck. I think that math ads up. I would get rich as would the first few people. It is a plan that cannot fail. Basically this is how this programed worked. However once you set up making money with 5 bucks a month, you would use the profits for one that was 10 bucks a month and so on and so on. Plus the lady was a crazy hippie. I am sorry but I like my meat full of chemicals. Bigger the better.

The third was the professional dater. The Professional Dater is this girl named Alma who was on the bachelor who teaches people how to date. Basically I went to this because I heard this girl on the radio and liked her because she is crazy. I think she could help some people, but she is a trip to listen too. There was this hot asian at this meeting. I have no idea why she was there. I should of used some of her pointers and gave her my number.

There were two booths that interested me. One was the booth where people's Aura's got cleaned. Or is it Auras? That was really weird. It was like people pulling off threads that were not there. I couldn't help but laugh.

Another I got my body mass weighed. They hooked up some electrodes and sent electricity through me to measure the amount of muscle, bone and organs. According to them if I lose all the fat on my body I will weigh 199 pounds. That surprised the hell out of me. I guess I grew since highschool. For some reason I thought I stopped growing at the age of 18. Well this changed my idea for how much I should weigh. For one instead of 90 pounds to lose, I have 60. I might even have less than 60 since I will continue to gain some muscle while working out. I guess mybodycomp.com was a little more accurate than I thought it was.

Looking at mybodycomp.com again, I measured myself. I lost about 7 inches off my body in 71 days. That does not seem like a lot, however the site told me I gained 18 pounds of muscle and lost 20 pounds of fat. I do not think it is totally accurate, however I do know I have lost some fat and gained some muscle. I took old pictures and parts look a little more defined now. I need to get my eating curbed.

Another Sibling
My dad's baby was born today. Some pounds and some inches and pictures and stuff. I was confused at first because I saw the pictures and then a little way down their were pictures of the child being held by two white kids. Well due to the fact my dad does not have any white kids, since he is black, I was confused and thought it could be another baby. Well now I talked to him today and it is his baby. Looking closely the baby does have my nose when I was a baby. Increasing the chance of it being my dad's baby. If you think I do not sound excited, I am not. Now when people ask me how many siblings I have I am going to say "I have one sister, no wait, I have one sister, one half sister and one half brother, oh yea, I have another half sister". That is going to get annoying. I forgot to ask what the last name of this baby is. It is probably Martin. It has a made up first name. I will never understand this. A weird name will just give the child stress through out the child's life. Plus the fact that it will make getting a job harder in the future. Well maybe easier in 18 years when everyone has weird made up names. It is a child, not a puppy.

I am sorry if I sound bitter. As I have grown up and figured somethings out. One thing I am sick of is that having children is just not taken seriously anymore. It is now something to do. Have a child and give it a weird name or try to raise it without having enough money or a two person household. Well enough about that stupid rant.

Random Thought of the Day
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