Best/Worst Villan ever

Here is a fun break from my stupid blogging. You will not read my stupid thoughts on various things in life, especially this stupid life that I live. There is something that I have thought of. What makes a good villan. There is many things I believe that creates a cool villan. It is hard to think of them all, so decieded to think of the first five of the best and the worst villians I have seen in my life. I thought to myself if something was one of the best it would be on the top of my brain. So here it is. I will start with the best villans and then write the worst. You will see why.

6th Best Villan
Here is a guy that was hated from the Back to the Future movies. Biff. Have you met anyone in your life that actually liked this guy? He was a bully who only picked on the weak. What is there to like about that? He was a waste of a human being. I do not think there was one person in the theatre that felt sorry for him when he was covered in manure. That is really good for a villan. However his fatal flaw was he just wasn't bad enough for me to want him to die.

5th Best Villan
Star Scream from the Transformers. Who likes this bootlick. Heck I bet the theatre erupted when he finally met his end in the movie. That whiney voice that just grated on your nerves. The fact that he was a coward and did not have one shred of honor. You had to wonder why Megatron kept this guy around. He was incompetent, annoying and always tried to take over. Such a great villan again as I do not know anyone who liked him. It was rare growing up for someone to have the red plane. Everyone had the black plane or the blue plane even though no one knew the name of the blue plane :).

4th Best Villan
I have to go the anime route for the next two. There is an anime called Now and then, here and there Now and then, here and there. This is a really good anime. It is very depressing but very satisfying to watch. One of the reasons this one is so satisfying to watch is the death of King Hamdo. This guy is also a whiny bastard. You have no idea how this guy could lead a group of children to eat cake at a birthday party. He cares little for anyone except himself and again, he is a coward. How can you like a coward with power? Watching this guy die was so satisfying. I am sure if you watched Now and then, here and there you would feel like cheering when this jerk finally meets his end.

3rd Best Villan
One of the problems with anime is that most people do not watch it. If they did, this woman would be number one. She died in a way that is kind of disturbing to American audiences who has learned how evil violence against women is, however even Gloria Steinem would celebrate this witches death. The name of the anime, which is awesome, is Last Exile. The name of the character is Queen Delphine. Never have I had been so happy to see someone to die before they were going to die anyways. She cared little for anyone, including her own little brother. She ate extravegent foods as the peasants starved. She held a weird power over everyone so it wasn't like she was in charge because she was good at it. It was just the weird way her society worked so it wasn't even like she earned it. Just like a person who was born into power and can do anything they want and never learn compassion, she didn't have any. She enjoys other people's pain. She is the reason I believe that a woman can easily be the best villan of all time. I never hated anyone more than Queen Delphine. There is nothing to like about her.

2nd Best Villan
This guy part of a movie that was very popular. It is my opinion that one reason this decent movie was so popular was the fact that this guy was impossible to like. The movie was Gladiator, the villan was Commodus. The guy who raped a family member. The guy who wants everyone to love him so much that he casts out the greatest general and kills his family just because his father favored him. Through out the movie I know you were waiting for this guy to get his at the end. I know I was. I was so happy to see this jerk die. So weasily, so pathetic, so cowardly. Such a good villan.

BEST VILLAN EVER
You can probably guess who the best villan ever is. Come on try. I know you can do it. This guy has all of the makings of the perfect hated villan. He is very cowardly, he is very weak, he is a major jerk, the only reason he is never shown being too evil is the fact that he was on a saturday morning cartoon. He is a guy you wonder how in the hell anyone follows him. He is a worthless excuse for a human being who would sacrifice his organization's success just because he wouldn't get the credit. You are right, that guy is Cobra Commander. Is there anything to like about this guy? The answer is no. He ruins the coolest plans I have ever seen with this stupidity and foolish pride. He is a bumbling off who is hard to imagine him conquering a bowl of jello let alone the entire world. How can you not just hate Cobra Commander? I hate him and I love Cobra.

5th Worst Villan
This guy is jerk. This guy is evil. This guy rocks. The movie Titus is based on a shakesphere play. In this play there is a character named Aaron. Who's heart is as black as his face. The quotes this man has sends chills down my spine. How can you not like someone who's last words are "If one good deed in all my life I did, I do repent it from my very soul."? See I believe that a good villan has to be hated. I felt bad when Aaron died. He was an evil person. Anyone who kills someone grandma, digs them up the day after the funneral and hangs them on the people's door is pretty evil. However he sticks to his guns. He has good quotes. He is evilly honorable. He is funny.

4th Worst Villan
Was I the only guy who wanted the Thundercats to be destroyed on Third Earth? Yes you guess it folks, Mumm-Ra the Ever-living. This guy was awesome. First he was weak looking and still really powerful, then he did this spell thing and became really buff. Always had good plans, very intelligent, a total bad ass. This guy was awesome. I guess it didn't help that the Thundercats were so lame in comparison. I knew he would never win due to the fact that it was a morning cartoon, yet I still hoped and prayed he would win. When making a good villan never make him cooler than the good guys.

3rd Worst Villan
Growing up I had GI Joes. Well actually I should say I had Cobras with a few GI Joes. I liked Cobra much better as a child. They were awesome. They were better colors, their vehicles looked cooler, their clothes were better and their characters were interesting. There is one person who unfortunately I did not have, but was just complete awesome. No it is not Storm Shadow, but that is a great guess. He was awesome. The answer is Destro. That guy was awesome. You had to feel sorry for him that he was saddled with the incompetitant boob Cobra Commander. Heck he is so cool, they gave him his own force eventually. This guy was smart. He was strong. He looked really cool. He had an awesome suit. He had the love of the Barroness, who was also awesome. A female who was a bad ass but did not lose the feminine quality that men love in their women. I have yet to meet anyone who disliked Destro. You cannot feel sorry for the villan.

2nd Worst Villan
I pick this guy because it was so frustrating seeing him lose week after week. It was frustrating in the movie, and I bet it would be frustrating in the comic book. That guy is Shredder. He had an awesome suit. He was just a complete badass. I wanted him to turn the turtles into turtle soup every week. I alway wondered how the Turtles would even come close to this guy who has been training in martial arts longer than the turtles have been alive. It got to the point where I started to hate the show because I was so sick of seeing Shredder losing. One of the problems in trying to create the greatest bad guy. I should want him to lose.

1st Worst Villan
This should be easier to guess than the best villan. Just think of the guy who everyone loves. He is evil. He is bad. He is loved by almost everyone. If I had a contest where the first person to guess who this person is would win a coke, the first person who e-mailed me would win a coke. Since no one reads this, the contest would go on forever. So eff the contest the worst villan of all time is Darth Vader. This guy is awesome. Heck he made breathing cool. BREATHING!!!!!! He has the force, everyone wants the force. I know I am not the only person who wanted to force choke someone who pissed me off, well Darth Vader can and he does. His all black suit is by far one of the coolest created in the 70s. In fact this character is almost 30 years old and he is still going strong as everyone's favorite villan. How can a villan be favorite? I know he turned good at the end, but I know I wasn't the only person disappointed. "Kill the emperor and turn Luke evil and rule the universe" is what I was hoping for. I knew it wasn't going to happen because of the whole good versus evil thing.

Well there is my list. I am curious to see yours. As you tell by my lists I believe that a good villan is someone that you hate. Someone that you just want to see die. You shouldn't feel sorry for him when he loses. I know there are a lot I have left off both lists, Doc Ock, Venom, Kingpin, Bullseye, the guy from the 5th element with the wierd hair, Zeks Marquis, the forsaken, Cersei, etc... Almost should make a new list, especially for Cersei, man do I hate her. Actually she is part of the grey since she is just selfish. Anyways there it is. I hope you are finally entertained.

Random thought of the day
Remember when were driving, driving in your car, speeds so fast, it felt like I was drunk?

Feel the wrath of feeling you can be someone.