Post of the damned

Sorry I was a day late. I could see by my new site meter account that no one checked yesterday. Sad part about this post is that it will probably bump off the buzz information. Remember, you can now hear it over the internet at 1007thebuzz.com. I think that is it.

Site Meter
Well I got site meter on my blog to see if anyone actually went to it. So far I have been decently surprised. Well half surprised and half yea that is what I thought. Turns out that there are a few hits. Generally from the people I know at the site. The thing I didn't realize was the people who find the site. One looking for information on Ronnie Brown. Due to my huge Dolphin post found my site. Chances are he didn't read a damn thing and is a big jerk for not reading my amazingly long post. The other one that peaked my interest was the guy who looked up and I quote, "Hitchhiker Hooters". Kind of weird thing to look up. Kind of a weird thing to find my site from. Well I do talk about hooters a lot. I did read about that one guide to the galaxy.

Miami Dolphins
I will probably post a lot more about the Dolphins. I am not as cool as this guy named woody who writes a blog and actually links everything. You will just have to believe I read it somewhere. If you want a link you aren't a Dolphin fan. Before I write about the dolphins I need to interupt.

I LOVE THE INTERNET
The internet is a football fans best friend. Even if you are in the same town. It is about 1.5 million times better if you are not. I live in Washington. I love the Miami Dolphins. Before the internet was all big I would go to the library and read about the Dolphins once a week from a week old sunday edition of the Miami Herald. Now I can get up to the minute information. I can training camp reports. I can watch interviews. There is so much. Thank you internet for ruling like you do.

Back to Miami Dolphin land
Ricky Williams

Looks like he is back and he is happy. Everything I have read has been positive. He is a little smaller, but he still has his amazing quickness and great acceleration and speed. He still needs to put on 10 to 20 pounds, however he has plenty of time to do it.

Manuel Wright
If you are a fan of football at all, you have probably heard about this guy crying. Poor guy, he is about to learn the truth about this country. Men cannot cry. He is going to be laughed at and picked on. He better grow a tough skin or his career is going to be over. The sadder part is, if the truth is what I heard it was all a misunderstanding that got him yelled at. Still better to learn to be tougher now then later. Chances are he is so talented that he has yet to be yelled at for anything. Well here is to seeing if this guy is tough enough.

Offensive line
Word out of camp so far is that the offensive line might be less offensive. McDougle is doing well at right tackle. Vernon Carey is surprising everyone with his ability to not get killed all the time by Jason Taylor. Rex Hadnot is looking like he has it. Hard to tell about Jeno James. Some say he is struggling, some say he is not. Everyone says that Seth is struggling. That isn't good. The surprise is that Wade Smith looks like he might be good enough to replace him. I do realize that if you aren't a Dolphin fan these names might as well be German. My goal is by the end of the year you will be. You will be. (best Yoda impression ever)

Lance Armstrong
Wow 7 Tour De Frances. That is amazing. Wow do I not care. I did care when I was young, but that was because it was an American doing something an American hasn't done. Now we Americans dominate that hobby. I will not call it a sport because I believe a sport has direct compitition. I also believe that if Lance Armstrong was an ugly German who lost his entire leg due to cancer and still won the tour de france that no one in America would care. He wouldn't win best comeback awards. He definately wouldn't win best athlete awards. If he is the best athlete why isn't he playing a real sport? People always bring up could I do it? My answer is this, I couldn't eat 50 hot dogs in 12 minutes. I will not call Competitive Eating a sport. To me, Kobayashi and Lance are on the same level, minus the cancer thing. The cancer thing does put Lance ahead of him a little.

Random Thought of the Day
I need to pee