My first myspace exclusive post

Here it is. The first blog that is just available at myspace. You are reading history. A very little known part of history but history none the less. It might be the only myspace only blog in the history of blogs. Actually I am lying I am going to copy and paste this to my real blog that no one reads. What is more sad having one blog that no one reads or having two?

End the Hate!

Here is something written by Doug Stanhope. One of the greatest comedians of all time. His words is something we should live by.

 

"That is what our generation has to show for itself. No great depressions, no cold wars, no vietmans, we have angry midgets to contend with. That is how bad it is for use. Everyone is angry. They have nothing to be angry about so they are angry about nothing.

I saw a bumper sticker once, it said that "Stupid people shouldn't bree". Is that the solution? I'm pretty stupid, and I shouldn't breed. My dad is completely stupid and my mother is half a fuckin idiot and I am tired of this hate being thrown at my people.

You want to get rid of the stupid people that is fine, we won't breed, there will be none of us left. All of the fast food will be self served other than that you will get back ok. But let me ask you something who's next. Where does it end? Assholes? They will come after them next. 'Yea, now that we got rid of all the stupid people I noticed Larry is kind of an asshole.' They will get rid of them. I bet you have a few friends that are assholes. Pretty close to them too, they are gone. Then the dickheads. Hey, all of the heads, fuck it. Shit heads, dick head, fuck heads put them all in a bus and send them all to fuckheadville. Then are you going to be happy. Is it going to be Utopia now?

'I don't really agree with what they did to the dickheads, but now us sacks-of-shit will live in peace' Not for long girly. Then who the cock-suckers? You want to get rid of all the cock-suckers, then who is going to suck all the cock? You think the douchebags will do it? No, you ever get your cock sucked by a douchebag it is like a chore to them. Is that the way you want to live?

My great great grandmother was a cunt in the late 1800s. Long before it was popular to be a cunt. Just to show at the Market she had to pretend to she was just surley. Is that the way you want to live again? I don't think so. I say end the hate."

Isn't that just the most beautiful thing you have ever read? I know I cry everytime I read it.

Connected to 54 million people

Looks like I know about 54 million people according to myspace. You konw why? Because PEOPLE DO NOT DELETE TOM!! I hate Tom. He is such a jerk.

Healthy Cereal

I had a good idea. I will eat healthy cereal. Healthy cereal sucks ass. I now know what it is like to be a hamster.

Sad

Ever been kind of sad for no reason? I am today. Thinking of getting a massage. That would probably make me happy.

Scrubs

Best TV show ever. I can't wait till tuesday

Random Thought of the Day

Today is the first day I have ever been sad that I broke a nail