Two posts in one week, what is this Christmas?

No, its our anniversary. ha ha ha, take that Kerry. It is the second thursday of the month that means it is monthly what I am happy about day. The day where I think of 20 things that I am happy about my life. Last time was fun. This time will be fun. Well for me. You probably just skim through it looking for your name or something. Who reads these things anyways. I mean actually reads them. Who cares what makes me happy. Well I do, so go eff off. He he he, that took a harsh turn. Well here we go.

20 Things that make me happy in my life.

1. NFL signed a new fucking C Fucking B fucking A fucking. That makes me so fucking happy. That has worried for weeks. It is like weight lifted off my shoulders. I know it shouldn't affect me at all but it does. I am very happy.

2. My diet has been good for about a month. This is week four. Saturday is the measuring day. I am not expecting anything amazing. I am just happy that I have stuck with it for that long.

3. Exercising is getting easier. The step class is so much fun. I can bend me knees better in squats. Just thinking of where I was when I started in August and how I felt about my health, I am much better now.

4. Going to Vegas to see my sister. That makes me happy. I know I will have a good time even if I just chill in her apartment for 11 days playing board games. I love my sister

5. Cheese. Cheese tastes good.

6. One Piece. That is an amazing anime. I have watched 258 episodes of One Piece and I am not sick of it at all. I am kind of sick of anime. I haven't really watched it much anymore.

7. After this week I will be out of credit card debt. I never thought I would say that.

8. I have cool friends. I like them. Plus hanging out with the newer non highschool/college friends of Lisa, Katie, Beth, Travis, and Ben. They are all amazing people that I am happy to have in my life.

9. Meditation. I have done that for over a month. I know it sounds like mumbo jumbo, however I do feel better afterwards. The weirdest thing is after the red medition I do want to eat healthier. After the yellow I feel better about myself. After the Green I just want to hug everyone. The green is the weirdest because that is not me. I just feel so open after meditating the heart chakra. It might not have anything to do with energy and might just be a placebo, but I feel better. So who cares? Give me those flour pills.

10. High fat/low carb diet. If Dr. Ellis is right and I am not eating myself into an early grave due to high cholesterol I feel great. It is very easy to follow due to the fact that I LOVE MEAT. I eat almost less than 1000 calories than I burn in a day without working out and I am not hungry. Well I am a little. However not that starving feeling.

11. Boobs. Boobs make me happy. If you are a girl show me your boobs. You will make me happy.

12. Galactic Conquest II. That is fun. I want to play it right now.

13. Comic books. I might be quitting after Spider-Girl is cancelled however I am enjoying them now.

14. Cell phones. I know I mostly use mine as an alarm clock, but still. They make life easier.

15. Napster. Having a napster account rocks for work. I get to listen to Jim Gaffigan, Mitch Fatel, David Cross, Lewis Black, Bobcat, Eddie Izzard, Doug Stanhope, Bill Engvall, Mitch Hedberg, and many other stand up comics while working. And when I feel like it I can listen to music. Dust in the wind. All we are are dust in the wind.

16. Mt. Ranier has yet to erupt. Man that would suck.

17. Everyone I know is healthy. How can that just not make you feel good when you think about it?

18. I love my computer. It is sweet. I do want a new one. I still love this one.

19. Katie's birthday party. That was a lot of fun. It made me happy.

20. Calenders. Think how much life would suck without calenders.

It is hard to try to think of 20 different things than last month. I wonder how well I did. Well not to hard, just hard to make it personal. I mean a lot of weird random things make me happy.

Random Thought of The Day
I think I figured out what Sugar on my Tongue mean. That is a dirty dirty song.