Happy Thursday, bloody thursday

There is a reference that no one will get. Well today is the day that I have called happy thursday. The 2nd thursday of the month where I write down 20 things that make me happy. They can be big, they can be small, the only rule is, they have to make me happy. Before I start on that I have some other things to say.

Luggage

Well I bought some kick ass luggage off ebags.com. And I got it for about 125 bucks due to a sale and a price match. Well basically a price match. Look at it, isn't that the coolest luggage you ever seen? If you don't then you don't have eyes. Jerk. Well I learned something, even as cool looking as that luggage is, luggage is boring. You know how you are happy when you get a package. It is just a joy that, "Aww the thing I ordered arrived". The only thing better is getting a package that you didn't expect and it was filled with cool stuff. Thank you package gods for the beauty of packages. Well I open my package and see the awesome luggage. Then I realized, well that is it. Until I pack for Vegas, that is about as much fun as I can have with luggage. I guess I could just pack, but who in the hell wants to pack for fun? Packing sucks ass. Even though I can't wait to go to Vegas and see my lovely sister, I don't want to pack. I hate packing. What a double edged sword.

Speaking of Luggage
I work with this one lady who is from a different country. In the testing we do, we need to have seperate users. Sometimes they need passwords. Well she uses passwords all the time. This is not something to be protected so it doesn't matter if I say her password. Which is 123456. Everytime I see that password all I want to say is, "1, 2, 3, 4 ,5 6! That is a combination an idiot would have on their luggage." Well I have to bite my tongue, because I don't want to explain why that is funny and why I didn't call her an idiot. Just seems like more of a hassle that could get me talked to or fired. It is weird talking to a person from another country. She keeps on asking me grammar questions. You read my blog, I suck at grammer. I might be better than her, however that is only because english is her second language. She used the word "noun" today. If you don't have children or teaching children, when is the last time you used the word "noun" or "verb"? I can't spell. I can't type.

20 things that make me happy
alright wasted enough of your time, here we go.

1. I don't associate with draining people in my life. I am happy to say that I don't consider any of my friends draining. They are all good people. Sometimes they are annoying or talk about Mike a lot. What is it about that guy that just gets all the ladies to fall in love with him? Yet I still like having them around.

2. Cell phones. My cell phone kicks ass. I love flip top cell phones. I have yet to call 2342342 once since I got my flip top cell phone

3. While I am on cell phones, that I no longer get calls for prostitutes on my cell phone. That was hella annoying. Getting calls at 3am of guys looking to pay for sex. Not that I think there is anything wrong with paying for sex. Guy who needs a blow job + girl who happens to need $20 = perfect couple. Just don't call my phone.

4. Boobs. Boobs always make me happy. Next time you see me ladies. Show me your boobs. Mmmmm boobs.

5. NFL Draft. I cannot wait until the NFL draft. It is so freaking exciting. I am so going to watch the entire first day. It is going to rock like a party that just won't stop. Wooo freaking hooo. I hope the Dolphins draft Manny Lawson.

6. Sandwich bags. Isn't life easier with sandwich bags? I mean where would you put your sandwich?

7. Meat. I love meat. It is so freaking good. How can you be a vegitarian and just not want to kill yourself? Why do vegitarians always look so unhealthy and smell bad? MMMMm meat.

8. Small PS2. It is so small. It is so freaking cool

9. Big TVs. I LOVE Big TVs. I love BIG tvs. Big TVS kick ass.

10. Computers. Life would suck without computers. I can't think of how much life would suck without computers. Some people lived their lives without computers. Their life sucked.

11. My muscles. I like having muscles. I like being able to carry tv downstairs after a brisk step work out. Sometimes I like to flex just to feel my muscles. Sometimes I like to feel my muscles. Do you want to feel my muscles? Just ask. Ladies only.

12. Being in better shape. I may not be losing weight, but I am in better shape. Heck I just did Crystal's class with risers (She is the replacement. She is so hot). How tired I was reminded me when I first started. I almost felt the same way. I couldn't of done it 3 months ago.

13. God of War. I do need to play that game more, but it is freaking fun. So is Kingdom Hearts II. I will this here as well since it is a playstation game.

14. Orgasms. I know that might be tmi, but you like them too.

15. Spider-Girl. Even though it is almost over. Kind of sad. Going to stop buying comics after it is cancelled. However it really did make me happy.

16. Digital Cameras. I need to take more pictures. However I love me some digital cameras. Where are the pictures of me Beth! or should I say Elizabeth! No I shouldn't. Just doesn't fit.

17. Fans. I don't know if mentioned this before, but on a hot summer day. Mmm mmm, I love a fan. It feels so good on my face when my body is warm.

18. Water. Can't live without it. It tastes so good when you are thirsty. Plus it is just totally healthy in the sense it isn't empty calories.

19. Fried Chicken. Mmm mmm, i love me some fried chicken. Next time I drive down to see my dad I am going to have to stop by popeyes and getting me some friend chicken. It has been so long.

20. Let's Get Married and Ignition. The remix versions of both of those songs are at least in the top 3 of best remixes of all time. They are so much better than the original version. Awesome songs.

Random Thought of the Day

Meet me at the altar in your white dress
We aint getting no younger, we might as well do it
Been feeling you all the while, girl, I must confess
Girl, lets just get married
I just wanna get married
Meet me at the altar in your white dress
We aint getting no younger, we might as well do it
Been feeling you all the while, girl, I must confess
Lets get married