It is the second thursday of the month get your check and move on

Or however that song goes. Touchdown! Well here is the part where I ramble. Life is looking weird. I should be pumped but I find myself sad. Probably because I am not in Vegas yet and every day till I am in Vegas chillin with my sister is a day I am not in Vegas. However I did buy Guitar Hero and even though my fingers hurt and my eyes are bloodshot from not blinking because I don't want to miss one of the notes, I am happier. That game is fun. I love games.

20 Things that Make me happy

1. Football. I love football. I love football. I can't believe how much I love football. It is amazing how much I can just watch the NFL.

2. NFL Network. Godsend to people who love football. I mean it is a whole network to the NFL. The NFL Network shows NFL all day. Unlike G4 which shows video games sometimes with stupid skits and unfunny people trying to act funny and then tries to be TV for men later in the day. It is everything I want.

3. E3. I love E3. This is amazing. OH MY GOD, Wii looks awesome. Kid Icarus is in Smash Bros. Heavenly Sword has some of the best animation I have ever seen in a video game. Even Gears of War look amazing. 2007 is going to be the best year in gaming history.

4. Boobs. I got to give a shout out to boobs. Because I love'em and they are paying me for it.

5. Miami Dolphin stuff. One thing that surprises me when I think about it is how little dolphin things I had growing up. If I got a Miami Dolphins blanket for christmas I would be estatic. In fact I did get one from Zandra and Kerry and I was freaking happy. I am still happy looking at it till this day. I love my Dolphin flags, my huge Dolphin mug my sister bought me, my new glowing Dolphin mug, my Dolphin lamp that never had a light but I don't care I don't use those, but it looks kick ass on my table, my dolphin cup that goes with the dolphin mouse pad that I don't need due to the fact I have a optical mouse however kicks ass. Oh yea I can't forget the Dolphin blanket my grandma crochet for me. It is freaking awesome. Or even the stupid Dolphin keychain helmet that was way to big to put into my pocket that is now on top of andre the giant's head which was bought to me by this girl who really liked me, however I didn't like her. So basically don't give things as a secret admirer, we don't give it back if that is the case.

6. Vegas Baby. I am freaking going to Vegas. I hopefully will have enough money to have a good time. As long as I don't buy 20 games of guitar hero I should be fine. I will find out.

7. My sister. She rocks. Best sister ever. And I do mean better than your sister.

8. My next job. I put my resume online and bam I got almost as many calls as when I used to actually apply for work. Job market looks good. Future is looking bright, I am going to buy some shades after I do lasik. Which hopefully I can afford with my next job.

9. Cars. One I got over my stupid over fear of not making a mistake, driving isn't that bad. In fact it saves so much time. I love getting to work in 15 minutes instead of an hour and a half. I have so much more time in my day.

10. Playstation 2. I got another one to replace my broken one. I love Kingdom Hearts II, I love God of War, I love Guitar Hero and I am loving Dragon Warrior VIII. I have yet to play freaking Devils May Cry III and Metal Gear eating snakes. Those games are amazing. I love technology

11. The future. Even though every year I do get closer to death and it kind of freaks me out a little. Stupid death, the future has so many cool things. Like the ps3, cool games, teleportation maybe, cloaking devices maybe. Almost seems like every week something new and amazing is discovered or released.

12. WWE wrestling. I have enjoyed it lately. It is good stuff. I am sad I am going to miss RAW when it comes back to Tacoma, however I will be in Vegas with my awesome sister so it kind of evens out. Just wish I could both.

13. Alchohol. I may be a drunken fool when I get too drunk. And a little handsy and very truthful. I get that one a lot. ALl my deepest and darkest and not so dark and pretty light secrets come out when I am drunk. It is still some fun stuff. Just got to do a little more moderation.

14. Muscle Milk. It tastes good and helps me work out and helps me recover. good stuff.

15. Kerry. E-mailing her all day rocks. Tara is pretty cool too for e-mailing, but she doesn't keep up with Kerry at all. Got to give a shout out to Beth due to her one or e-mails a week. However still I e-mail Kerry all day almost every day. We will have like 4 e-mail threads going at once. I like it when it gets tot he point where it is just one word replies back and forth. She is cool for other reasons as well.

16. Chicken. I didn't get popeyes. However I do eat chicken every day practically. I love the stuff

17. Chocolate Cake. Holy crap there is some good chocolate cake in the cafeteria at work. I can't believe how rich and chocolatey it is. MMm mmmm good.

18. Ending my current job. I like my job and if it wasn't for one thing I would kind of miss it. However I don't wnat to put why I don't online so I won't mention it. But I can't wait to leave that place now. They do have an xbox360 in my office now. For "testing". Well actually it is for testing.

19. A woman smile. I don't know why I love them so much. Probably has something to do with evolution. When a girl smiles at me it is almost like all the rainy days are sunny again for that moment. It is such an amazing feeling.

20. Doug Stanhope. Unless something unforseen happens, I am freaking going to see him live tomorrow. I am pumped. Totally pumped.

Random Thought of the Day

The bitcheir the waitress the more I tip her. Cause I feel bad, she needs it more, it is a horrible job. If you work anywhere with a comment card on the table, just quit right on the spot. Everything that is wrong with america is comment cards. People just love to bitch cause they think will get something free. "Ngah ngah ngah, my waitress has an attitude." Fuck you, she makes 2 dollars an hour and you are a drunken asshole. What do you want? you got your drink, you want her tit feed your baby, you want a friend, what? "I found a hair in my food" There is like 800,000 hairs on a human body but one little winds up in your potato salad you act like someone whiped their ass with your tongue. "Ewww, there's a hair in my, i'm on fire, eww, anthrax, there is a hair" You are eating dead flesh ripped from an rib from a slaughtered animal, sat in a fly filled meat wherehouse for days, you are eating a salad that had bugs flicked off it, a potato that was grown in dung so eat your fucking hair and shut up.

- Doug Stanhope