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It is the second thursday of the month get your check and move on

Or however that song goes. Touchdown! Well here is the part where I ramble. Life is looking weird. I should be pumped but I find myself sad. Probably because I am not in Vegas yet and every day till I am in Vegas chillin with my sister is a day I am not in Vegas. However I did buy Guitar Hero and even though my fingers hurt and my eyes are bloodshot from not blinking because I don't want to miss one of the notes, I am happier. That game is fun. I love games.

20 Things that Make me happy

1. Football. I love football. I love football. I can't believe how much I love football. It is amazing how much I can just watch the NFL.

2. NFL Network. Godsend to people who love football. I mean it is a whole network to the NFL. The NFL Network shows NFL all day. Unlike G4 which shows video games sometimes with stupid skits and unfunny people trying to act funny and then tries to be TV for men later in the day. It is everything I want.

3. E3. I love E3. This is amazing. OH MY GOD, Wii looks awesome. Kid Icarus is in Smash Bros. Heavenly Sword has some of the best animation I have ever seen in a video game. Even Gears of War look amazing. 2007 is going to be the best year in gaming history.

4. Boobs. I got to give a shout out to boobs. Because I love'em and they are paying me for it.

5. Miami Dolphin stuff. One thing that surprises me when I think about it is how little dolphin things I had growing up. If I got a Miami Dolphins blanket for christmas I would be estatic. In fact I did get one from Zandra and Kerry and I was freaking happy. I am still happy looking at it till this day. I love my Dolphin flags, my huge Dolphin mug my sister bought me, my new glowing Dolphin mug, my Dolphin lamp that never had a light but I don't care I don't use those, but it looks kick ass on my table, my dolphin cup that goes with the dolphin mouse pad that I don't need due to the fact I have a optical mouse however kicks ass. Oh yea I can't forget the Dolphin blanket my grandma crochet for me. It is freaking awesome. Or even the stupid Dolphin keychain helmet that was way to big to put into my pocket that is now on top of andre the giant's head which was bought to me by this girl who really liked me, however I didn't like her. So basically don't give things as a secret admirer, we don't give it back if that is the case.

6. Vegas Baby. I am freaking going to Vegas. I hopefully will have enough money to have a good time. As long as I don't buy 20 games of guitar hero I should be fine. I will find out.

7. My sister. She rocks. Best sister ever. And I do mean better than your sister.

8. My next job. I put my resume online and bam I got almost as many calls as when I used to actually apply for work. Job market looks good. Future is looking bright, I am going to buy some shades after I do lasik. Which hopefully I can afford with my next job.

9. Cars. One I got over my stupid over fear of not making a mistake, driving isn't that bad. In fact it saves so much time. I love getting to work in 15 minutes instead of an hour and a half. I have so much more time in my day.

10. Playstation 2. I got another one to replace my broken one. I love Kingdom Hearts II, I love God of War, I love Guitar Hero and I am loving Dragon Warrior VIII. I have yet to play freaking Devils May Cry III and Metal Gear eating snakes. Those games are amazing. I love technology

11. The future. Even though every year I do get closer to death and it kind of freaks me out a little. Stupid death, the future has so many cool things. Like the ps3, cool games, teleportation maybe, cloaking devices maybe. Almost seems like every week something new and amazing is discovered or released.

12. WWE wrestling. I have enjoyed it lately. It is good stuff. I am sad I am going to miss RAW when it comes back to Tacoma, however I will be in Vegas with my awesome sister so it kind of evens out. Just wish I could both.

13. Alchohol. I may be a drunken fool when I get too drunk. And a little handsy and very truthful. I get that one a lot. ALl my deepest and darkest and not so dark and pretty light secrets come out when I am drunk. It is still some fun stuff. Just got to do a little more moderation.

14. Muscle Milk. It tastes good and helps me work out and helps me recover. good stuff.

15. Kerry. E-mailing her all day rocks. Tara is pretty cool too for e-mailing, but she doesn't keep up with Kerry at all. Got to give a shout out to Beth due to her one or e-mails a week. However still I e-mail Kerry all day almost every day. We will have like 4 e-mail threads going at once. I like it when it gets tot he point where it is just one word replies back and forth. She is cool for other reasons as well.

16. Chicken. I didn't get popeyes. However I do eat chicken every day practically. I love the stuff

17. Chocolate Cake. Holy crap there is some good chocolate cake in the cafeteria at work. I can't believe how rich and chocolatey it is. MMm mmmm good.

18. Ending my current job. I like my job and if it wasn't for one thing I would kind of miss it. However I don't wnat to put why I don't online so I won't mention it. But I can't wait to leave that place now. They do have an xbox360 in my office now. For "testing". Well actually it is for testing.

19. A woman smile. I don't know why I love them so much. Probably has something to do with evolution. When a girl smiles at me it is almost like all the rainy days are sunny again for that moment. It is such an amazing feeling.

20. Doug Stanhope. Unless something unforseen happens, I am freaking going to see him live tomorrow. I am pumped. Totally pumped.

Random Thought of the Day

The bitcheir the waitress the more I tip her. Cause I feel bad, she needs it more, it is a horrible job. If you work anywhere with a comment card on the table, just quit right on the spot. Everything that is wrong with america is comment cards. People just love to bitch cause they think will get something free. "Ngah ngah ngah, my waitress has an attitude." Fuck you, she makes 2 dollars an hour and you are a drunken asshole. What do you want? you got your drink, you want her tit feed your baby, you want a friend, what? "I found a hair in my food" There is like 800,000 hairs on a human body but one little winds up in your potato salad you act like someone whiped their ass with your tongue. "Ewww, there's a hair in my, i'm on fire, eww, anthrax, there is a hair" You are eating dead flesh ripped from an rib from a slaughtered animal, sat in a fly filled meat wherehouse for days, you are eating a salad that had bugs flicked off it, a potato that was grown in dung so eat your fucking hair and shut up.

- Doug Stanhope

I got it bad, I got it bad, I got it bad

I'm hot for teacher. Not really. Here is a picture of my step instructer. Isn't she the cutest thing? So happy and bubbily, oh man do I love happy and bubbily. If it wasn't for the fact that I totally do not want to have a crush and believe they do more harm then good, I would totally have a crush on her. My crush on ....... didn't work out so well. More harm then good. However that was a long time ago. I know what you are thinking, "look at the boobs" and to that I will say, "look at the butt". Well you can't, but I can. Plus she has a good smile and seems so nice. Awww, first Maya and now this. I should never take a step class

Draft
I just noticed I never posted my draft thoughts anywhere. Well I thought Miami's draft was very unsexy. First they took Jason Allen, who is not Manny Lawson. Just unsexy. He is a good talent and since his hip is 100% a good bargain actually. His combine numbers were great since he was 90% to 95% there. Derek Hagen was the 3rd round pick. Someone who some thought was the best Wide reciever in the draft until the Senior Bowl and the Combine. He went from a for sure first round pick to a questionable third round pick. He his amazing productive at ASU. Fourth round pick was a Washington Huskie offensive lineman. Again unsexy. However the 7th round was full of sex. Well Roderick Wright who could of been a first round pick the year before. I guess he had an injury and was known as lazy. I still can't believe he was available. Some guy from North Texas or something. I dont' care. And some fast reciever with a long name. I would give the Draft an A+ since they got Daunte FREAKING Culpepper in the 2nd round. That is pretty much like getting Peyton Manning in the 2nd round. Still don't believe it.

E3
I can't wait till the Sony Press Conference is finally availiable for download. I am waiting and waiting. I watched some of it on a crappy live feed from gamespot. I am an ign insider so I am pumped to see the HD version. PUMPED!! Well the prices were announced. 499 for 20 gig of hard disk space and 599 for a 60 gig hard drive. Well hopefully the 599 will have more things than just 40 gigs of space. The controller is pretty much the same but wireless and has pretty much the motion features of the Wii. I am looking forward to seeing it in action. The gaming community has already found 1.5 billion things to complain about. I think 15 year olds should be banned from the internet.

Doug Stanhope
I am going to drive way to long to see this guy. All the way in Anacortes. I am so excited. I hope he is drunk as he is funny. I am going to go with .............. I put more periods because it is different than crush girl and her name is longer. I wonder if ............... will like him. I know I will.

Random Thought of the Day
Cause it is not the size it's how you use it right? No it is not, it is neither one. It doesn't matter how big it is or how you use it. Because when you find out how small it is and how terrible I am with it, it is too late. I CAME! What do you think of that? My personality is going to keep me out of the second date no matter how well i perform. You are going to tell your friends but I don't give a ****. I don't know your friends, besides how much p***** do you get on referal. None, not even a lick.

-Doug Stanhope

Totally depressing my life sucks, blah blah blah

Wow there are a lot of blogs like this on myspace. It is amazing to me. I wonder if people think the same thing with my blog. "Oh here is another Dupree bitch fest, I wonder how he will write about his stupid life today." Just makes you wonder why people write blogs. I know i do because it is fun. It is fun to write things down and have people comment on them. Especially jerks you don't know. They are the best jerks. I already do know the jerks I do know.

Kingdom Hearts II
This game is fun. If you played Kingdom Hearts I then you will like this game. If you are a huge fan of disney you will love this game. If you are kind of a fan of disney like me, you will be kind of bored during the first half of the game and then love the game when the real story starts. Basically the first half is just replaying disney moments with a little differences. The second half is just pure awesome with the Organization XIII. The story is as good as the first. The game is very easy though, compared to the first one which was decently difficult. The beginning is extra easy in kingdom hearts II. If you like the first game you will like the second game.

Final Fantasy: Advent Children
I finally got it. It is beautiful. If you played the video game you will LOVE this movie. It is so awesome. If you are lame and didn't play Final Fantasy VII, you probably won't like this movie.

Andy Andrist
This guy is funny. I like his joke about how wheel chairs give you an advantage on concrete because they have wheels and his joke about how you shouldn't get better parking because you got drunk and tried to climb a pole at mardi gras and fell. If you are easily offended you will hate this guy. If you aren't, you will love this guy.

Lewis Black
He has a new album. It is awesome. He is so funny. He still makes fun of Candy Corn. The problem with Lewis Black is that his older albums, you have to remember why what he is saying is funny. So he needs to make a new album every few years. He is just too topical. Still funny as hell.

Dating
I feel that to call a girl a girlfriend that I should be at least 60% sure that I am going to marry this woman. That I need to feel like I know them. Not just know things about them, but know them. Like know their soul type of thing. Maybe sounds like stupid crap, but I want to feel like I have that connection. Where if I am away from them, I still feel like they are here with me if that makes sense. I want to feel like I know their desires and their dreams. That I understand what makes them happy and what makes them sad. That if I don't know those things then I don't think that girl should be my girlfriend. Am I just insane?

Random Thought of the Day
They are in wheel chairs, Wheel chairs. I don't have ****** wheels. that is bull**** that is an advantage. They might have some disabilities, but maneuvering on concrete isn't one of them.

-Andy Andrist

Mock Draft From HELL!

Everyone is doing a mock draft so I thought someone who knows nothing about the draft yet enjoys watching the draft should write one. I have little knowledge of the college players so I believe that I will be able to make good 1000 monkeys on 1000 typewriters type choices. Ok here I go. No trades due to the fact that it is just to hard, even though there will be trades making this mock draft extra silly

1. Texas – This is a team that is like a 40 year old man who has 4 kids whose wife gained 160 pounds since they have been married for 20 years. They have needs. However unlike most 40 year old men this team has the pick of some hot chicks. I will say that this team, like the man, wants some quality and everyone knows that the prettier they are the worst they are in bed. Which is why this team doesn’t go with the Reggie Bush, however goes with the less sexy however more freaky Mario Williams. People say Reggie Bush is the next Gayle Sayers, however for Gayle Sayers to be Gayle Sayers now when all athletes are freaks, he would REALLY have to be Gayle Sayers.

2. Saints – This team also has many needs. The question for this team is that do they believe in Brees. The other question is do they want butts in the seats? If they want butts in the seats then Bush is the sexy pick. If they want to build a franchise and believe that Brees will actually earn his contract they pick D'Brickashaw Ferguson.

3. Titans – This team is doing the happy dance due to the fact that they get to pick the quarterback that they want. I think they will take Matt Lienhert. He looks like the best sure bet out of all three quarterbacks. Who doesn’t want a sure thing?

4. Jets – I hate the Jets. I hate the Jets. I hate the Jets. They take A.J. Hawk, as the Jets are going have an amazing 3-4 linebacker crew. Who wouldn’t want AJ and Johnathan in the middle for a 3-4?

5. Packers – Nelson doing his, ha ha, impression inside of the packer’s draft room. What are they going to do? The players they actually want are gone. They decide to do the next best thing and pick Vernon Davis. Their tight ends aren’t that special, and this guy could be. They could use a good genetic freak.

6. 49ers – The 49ers are amazed. It turns out the person doing the mock draft completely forgot about Reggie Bush. How dumb is this guy? The 49ers jump up and down for joy that they can get such an amazing player at the 6 spot. Who would of thought?

7. Raiders – They are pissed due to the fact that the guy doing the mock draft actually remembered Reggie Bush for the 49ers. Davis would love that guy. However there is something else that Davis loves. Strong armed quarterbacks. Culter is there at 7, however he does have a strong armed quarterback on the roster and from what I have heard (which is little, which is a lot from Raiders camp) they like the guy. Davis wants to win now and who will help him win now? Well Davis likes speed and likes drafting safties in the first round. Mike Huff is the Raiders Pick.

8. Bills – I hate the bills, I hate the Bills I hate the Bills. They need tackle help. Doesn’t matter which side of the ball. I believe in CKParrotHead’s feelings on arms. So I think they will pick. Brodrick Buckley

9. Lions – Millen is an idiot. Vince Young

10. Cardinals – This team is going to suck for a long time. So they pick Jay Culter.

11. Rams – They need secondary help. They need a cornerback because now they don't really have one. Such a crappy defense. They pick Jimmy Williams.

12. Browns – Looking to pick the next future Bronco, they chose, Haloti Ngata

13. Ravens – I don’t know the Ravens much. So I look at their team needs and they need a full back. Well only an idiot would take a fullback at this point. I don’t even know why I mentioned that. They could use another cornerback. They like athletism. Wait, I feel there are wide receivers taken too early every year. They have Desmond Mason and Mark Clayton and some really crappy tall guy they hope can become a not crappy tall guy. Chad Jackson is not really tall, however he will be better. I always feel a receiver is taken too high so here it is.

14. Eagles – Looking to pick a wide receiver too high was hoping for Chad Jackson. Since they still want to reach for a wide receiver and missing the attitude of FredEx, the decide to pick someone with as much attitude, yet will be able to actually catch the ball. Santonio Holmes.

15. Broncos – Well they wanted a wide receiver. Ashlie is acting like a big baby. However they could use a great runningback. The not being that great at runningback looks to be annoying Mike some. He is still using many first round picks and the only good one he found so far has been Clinton Portis. I think DeAngelo Williams is the best runningback on the board so I think the Broncos are going to take him.

16. Dolphins – Well the Dolphins needs an outside linebacker. They could use a safety. They need a cornerback. I want them to take Manny Lawson. They never choose who I want. Miami picks the man that Saban recruited to play wide receiver. Just like T. Daniels and C. Webster if people remember that. A. Cromartie

17. Vikings – They need a runningback as much as I need to go on a sex boat. Why do athletes get to be the only ones who get to go on sex boats? Where is my sex boat time GOD! They like speed. They like power. They pick Joseph Addai. This isn’t the first draft where someone will yell out, “But everyone has ranked HIGHER!” It won’t be the last

18. Cowboys – My dad’s favorite team. I get to explain to my dad why Manny Lawson was such a great pick and how jealous I am that he isn’t on my team. I am sad now.

19. Chargers – This is boring. Chad Greenway

20. Chiefs – They need a wide receiver. They finally reach for one. Demetrius Williams.

21. Patriots – I hate the Patriots, I hate the Patriots. I hate the Patriots. Jonathan Joseph

22. San Francisco – This is getting more and more hard to think of funny witty things to say as I go down the draft. They 49ers suck. They pick Kamerion Wimbley. They need athletes.

23. Buccanners – They pick a cornerback. Lets pick out of the hat. Richard Marshall it is.

24. Bengals – What I am not done yet? Back in the corner hat. Donte Whitner.

25. Giants – They need a linebacker. Ernie Sims is a linebacker who I had the Dolphins draft in a dream of mine. He should be good enough to be a Giant then.

26. Bears – Here is a team with offensive needs. They pick Winston Justice. However they are going to play him at guard. Why not? I don’t know what I am doing.

27. Panthers – Why did they ever expand the league to 27 teams I will never know. They lost Stephan Davis. They now have Lendale White.

28. Jaguars – They are sick of Fred Taylor’s injuries. They now have Maroney.

29. Jets – I hate the Jets. I hate the Jets. I hate the Jets. Bob Carpenter.

30. Colts – Wow all the good runningbacks are taken. What are they going to do? I have no idea. Lets look at the big board. Ooo cornerback. Someone gets to pick out of the hat. Tye Hill.

31. Seahawks – everyone thinks this team needs a new guard. I think they are mad at Stevens. He sucks. He is a drunk and he drops passes in the superbowl. They pick L. Pope. Now pray.

32. Steelers – I want to be done and now I am. DeMarco Ryans.

Happy Thursday, bloody thursday

There is a reference that no one will get. Well today is the day that I have called happy thursday. The 2nd thursday of the month where I write down 20 things that make me happy. They can be big, they can be small, the only rule is, they have to make me happy. Before I start on that I have some other things to say.

Luggage

Well I bought some kick ass luggage off ebags.com. And I got it for about 125 bucks due to a sale and a price match. Well basically a price match. Look at it, isn't that the coolest luggage you ever seen? If you don't then you don't have eyes. Jerk. Well I learned something, even as cool looking as that luggage is, luggage is boring. You know how you are happy when you get a package. It is just a joy that, "Aww the thing I ordered arrived". The only thing better is getting a package that you didn't expect and it was filled with cool stuff. Thank you package gods for the beauty of packages. Well I open my package and see the awesome luggage. Then I realized, well that is it. Until I pack for Vegas, that is about as much fun as I can have with luggage. I guess I could just pack, but who in the hell wants to pack for fun? Packing sucks ass. Even though I can't wait to go to Vegas and see my lovely sister, I don't want to pack. I hate packing. What a double edged sword.

Speaking of Luggage
I work with this one lady who is from a different country. In the testing we do, we need to have seperate users. Sometimes they need passwords. Well she uses passwords all the time. This is not something to be protected so it doesn't matter if I say her password. Which is 123456. Everytime I see that password all I want to say is, "1, 2, 3, 4 ,5 6! That is a combination an idiot would have on their luggage." Well I have to bite my tongue, because I don't want to explain why that is funny and why I didn't call her an idiot. Just seems like more of a hassle that could get me talked to or fired. It is weird talking to a person from another country. She keeps on asking me grammar questions. You read my blog, I suck at grammer. I might be better than her, however that is only because english is her second language. She used the word "noun" today. If you don't have children or teaching children, when is the last time you used the word "noun" or "verb"? I can't spell. I can't type.

20 things that make me happy
alright wasted enough of your time, here we go.

1. I don't associate with draining people in my life. I am happy to say that I don't consider any of my friends draining. They are all good people. Sometimes they are annoying or talk about Mike a lot. What is it about that guy that just gets all the ladies to fall in love with him? Yet I still like having them around.

2. Cell phones. My cell phone kicks ass. I love flip top cell phones. I have yet to call 2342342 once since I got my flip top cell phone

3. While I am on cell phones, that I no longer get calls for prostitutes on my cell phone. That was hella annoying. Getting calls at 3am of guys looking to pay for sex. Not that I think there is anything wrong with paying for sex. Guy who needs a blow job + girl who happens to need $20 = perfect couple. Just don't call my phone.

4. Boobs. Boobs always make me happy. Next time you see me ladies. Show me your boobs. Mmmmm boobs.

5. NFL Draft. I cannot wait until the NFL draft. It is so freaking exciting. I am so going to watch the entire first day. It is going to rock like a party that just won't stop. Wooo freaking hooo. I hope the Dolphins draft Manny Lawson.

6. Sandwich bags. Isn't life easier with sandwich bags? I mean where would you put your sandwich?

7. Meat. I love meat. It is so freaking good. How can you be a vegitarian and just not want to kill yourself? Why do vegitarians always look so unhealthy and smell bad? MMMMm meat.

8. Small PS2. It is so small. It is so freaking cool

9. Big TVs. I LOVE Big TVs. I love BIG tvs. Big TVS kick ass.

10. Computers. Life would suck without computers. I can't think of how much life would suck without computers. Some people lived their lives without computers. Their life sucked.

11. My muscles. I like having muscles. I like being able to carry tv downstairs after a brisk step work out. Sometimes I like to flex just to feel my muscles. Sometimes I like to feel my muscles. Do you want to feel my muscles? Just ask. Ladies only.

12. Being in better shape. I may not be losing weight, but I am in better shape. Heck I just did Crystal's class with risers (She is the replacement. She is so hot). How tired I was reminded me when I first started. I almost felt the same way. I couldn't of done it 3 months ago.

13. God of War. I do need to play that game more, but it is freaking fun. So is Kingdom Hearts II. I will this here as well since it is a playstation game.

14. Orgasms. I know that might be tmi, but you like them too.

15. Spider-Girl. Even though it is almost over. Kind of sad. Going to stop buying comics after it is cancelled. However it really did make me happy.

16. Digital Cameras. I need to take more pictures. However I love me some digital cameras. Where are the pictures of me Beth! or should I say Elizabeth! No I shouldn't. Just doesn't fit.

17. Fans. I don't know if mentioned this before, but on a hot summer day. Mmm mmm, I love a fan. It feels so good on my face when my body is warm.

18. Water. Can't live without it. It tastes so good when you are thirsty. Plus it is just totally healthy in the sense it isn't empty calories.

19. Fried Chicken. Mmm mmm, i love me some fried chicken. Next time I drive down to see my dad I am going to have to stop by popeyes and getting me some friend chicken. It has been so long.

20. Let's Get Married and Ignition. The remix versions of both of those songs are at least in the top 3 of best remixes of all time. They are so much better than the original version. Awesome songs.

Random Thought of the Day

Meet me at the altar in your white dress
We aint getting no younger, we might as well do it
Been feeling you all the while, girl, I must confess
Girl, lets just get married
I just wanna get married
Meet me at the altar in your white dress
We aint getting no younger, we might as well do it
Been feeling you all the while, girl, I must confess
Lets get married

Because I am totally in love with Lisa

Well not really in love. More like she is cool and fun to hang out with. She requested a blog and here it is. I am doing my monthly happy blog on thursday so you get two this week.

New Cell Phones Rock
I got a new Cell phone. It rocks.

Family is Neat

I saw my cousin who I haven't seen in like 4 years. It is so weird seeing someone you grew up with all grown up and stuff. She seems like a good mother. I am really proud of her. She seems happy. Her kids seem to like me. Of course nearly all kids seem to like me. It is something I just tell people, you have a kid, s/he will like me. Meet the kid, they like me. Sheesh (that one is for Kerry)

Losing Weight

It sucks. Basically it is a long road that has many turns and a lot of times you get stuck in a roundabout wondering why in the hell did they ever come up with a roundabout. They are so stupid. Well today after my step class some lady actually asked me if I was trying to lose weight because she noticed that I haven't, even though I am so good at step. Isn't that a nice question? Well it didn't piss me off due to the fact that it was true. I was doing well on my diet for a month and then bad for a month. Well I am starting again today. Well yesterday. It is a long road. It is best to look at what you are doing then what you could of done or what you haven't done. Which is one reason i have happy thursday.

Job Ending
I have about 30 working days left. I really need to get one that.

Money

I spend too much

Teachers

There is a new show after the greatest show on tv right now, Scrubs, called Teachers. It is actually a decently funny show. One of the main problems is the fact that the lead guy is a HORRIBLE actor and a bad comedian. His timing is just bad. Unless the joke is REALLY funny, then it will fall flat. Luckily Bud is on the show. One of the fun things about being my age is the fact that most of the people my age knows what I mean when I say bud. Especially if I really pronouce the U in a southern accent. There is also one guy on the show who is just freaking funny.

X-Men 3

This comes out next month. Holy crap.

V for Vendetta

This movie rocked. It was so good.

Boobs

I like boobs.

Random Thought of the Day

"Isn't it strange, when you're single, all you see is couples, but when you're part of a couple, all you see are hookers?"

-Jim Gaffigan