Breaking news

From the makers of Red vs Blue comes The Stranger Hood . The first episode is available for download. The Stranger Hood uses Sims 2 to most likely create wacky zany adventures.

Just like Mount Saint Helens, this post is going to blow

Mount St. Helens

Looks like the sweet sister of Mount Rainier is going go blow again. That is what it looks like. Wow, isn't that amazing. As long as it doesn't give Rainier any ideas. Mount St. Helens erupting would be pretty crappy. Lots of damage, lot of flooding, crappiness all around. However Mount Rainier erupting, then it is bye bye Seattle and Kent and Renton and Algona and Pacific and Auburn and Puyallup and many other towns in Seattle/Tacoma area. I don't know about you, I don't want to live in a world without Algona.


Warcraft III
Due to the advise of my good friend Tim I decieded not to buy Rome Total War and I bought Warcraft III instead. Warcraft III is really fun. I am having much more fun with Warcraft III than I am with the Sims 2. It has points and a good story line. If you have not played this game, for 40 bucks you get the game, the expansion pack and both of the player guides. I havn't used the player guide yet, however it will be useful if I get stuck.

Random thought of the day
It is amazing how finding five dollars on the ground can turn a bad day into an ok day

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OH yea, Another Stupid Review

There is something I read on saturday that really made my day, before football ruined it. I read it at 1 am so, how could the day be bad when the end of the day is so good.

The Hedge Knight

The Hedge Knight is a collection of 6 comics. I bought the trade back verion. The story is about a Hedge Knight who is not part of any land. A knight who upholds the true meaning of the word knight. Going around writing wrongs and fighting in tournaments. Well the "hero", well actually more of a hero than "heroes" in other George RR Martin's books. The Hedge Knight was a squire who's knight died at the beginning of the book. So he deciedes to be a knight and enter the tournament. That is where he finds his own squire. I would explain more, but it would ruin so much. Do yourself a favor and read this comic book.

The best part about its, is it is a prequal to my favorite books of all time. So seeing characters that I read about. It is kind of weird when I think about it. It is like reading history inside of a book. So it feels I am getting to know characters that I have only heard about. I wish that George would write a prequel to his books, however I would rather have him finally finish The Feast of the Crows. The fourth book in his what should be 7 book series. The first book is named the Game of Thrones. I totally recommend it if you are at all a fan of fantasy. However if you are not a fan of fantasy, I also think this is a good book to read. The fantasy is not as big a part of the series as Robert Jordan books. Also each chapter is written in a specific point of view. What that does it truely gives you a feel of who the characters are. However it does make it kind of slow when you do not like a character. My favorite chapters are the Arya chapters. She is my favorite character of the series. She is your stereotypical tomboy who goes through a lot of crap. Her point of view is very fun to read. Half innocent, half ruthless. The other one I really like is Tyrion. He is a dwarf with a very sharp tongue. He is part of the "evil" Lannister clan. However unlike all other Lannisters, he is very hard to hate. At least I found him to be one of the best characters in the book. A very likable person in a horrible situation.

The books are called The Song of Ice and Fire. The author named is George RR Martin. As I have said, they are some of my favorite books. In my humble opinion, they are better than the Robert Jordan books. Mostly because the last 3 Robert Jordan books could of been one book. However I think you will at least find them comparable and some parts as enjoyable. There will be a few times where you will laugh at loud. There will be sometimes where you have to read over what you just read because you cannot believe what happened. I actually read through the first 3 books twice and will read through them once again once the new book is out.

READ THESE BOOKS.

Read the Tradeback to see if you think you would like the style of the books.

Football Sucks

Miami Dolphins

Miami Dolphins suck. They are a horrible team. I had hope. I saw the best in the situation. Now I cannot. They are in a battle for the worst team in the league with the Cardinals. Who surprisingly have a really good defense. The offensive line is horrible, and they don't have Ricky Williams to bail them out like they did last year. I think Rickey would have the same success as he did last year with this line. THey are a bunch of talented young people. Unfortunally the scheme is made for a bunch of people on the same page. Runningbacks and wide recievers do NOTHING in blitz pick up. Many times a simple clip could of saved Feeley. I don't know how to deal with this. In my entire life as a dolphin fan, the last time they had a losing season I was too young to really deal with it. Now I am old enough and it sucks. Sucks a lot of the excitement I feel when I watch football. Which sucks because I love football. I guess I will have to become a seahawk fan for this season. Man it is going to suck going to that stupid game.

Sims 2
Well the whores are married. Soon I am going to get them to adopt a baby. The funny part is they aren't "married". They are joined. Shows the Sims 2 does not want to insult the vast christian community by giving gays the right to marry. Also Nate has married Katie Votava. I did have Jenny move in with Nate, Katie and Mike. Unfortunatally this means they lost a friend. However it does give them a lot of money. Which they will need since I moved them into a bigger house. One I did not design since I suck at designing houses. One of the ones I designed does not have a roof. Utter Bastard does not like that. Even though this game is fun, I am having buyer remorse.


Weight

Well down 3 pounds. So that is one pound a week. Just 97 more weeks to go :).

Random Thought of the Day
If you have to think about a random thought, is it actually random?

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The crappiest blog takes on Sims2

Well I did my thing that I do and I bought Sims 2 on a whim. A game I wasn't planning on buying.

Here is take 2 of this stupid review.

The game is fun. That is it, just fun. Take that jerks.

Well the game has days off, which are cool, and it is in 3-d. Which does two things, it makes the game look MUCH better, and it makes it harder to move the camera around. Basically I will give the review in three families. Not too much has happened since I have barely played this game

THE VOTAVA FAMILY
The Votava family consist of Mike and Katie. They are the second family I created. The people creation thing is pretty cool. Choosing features, I could actually make people who look like the real Mike and Katie Votava. However of course I chose not too. That would take WAY too much time. Another cool thing is the fact that these two people are siblings. Something I actually set up in the game. The game has a family tree, so Katie and Mike shouldn't be frenching anytime soon. The thing that sets Mike and Katie apart from the other Sims is their love of dancing with each other. That is all these people do is dance with each other. When they go to other parties, they dance with each other. When they are at home they dance with each other. That is all the freaking do. In between dancing with each other, they have made one friend Jenny Downey. These people do not throw parties because Mike is afraid of parties.

THE DOWNEY FAMILY
The Downey family consists of Nate and Jenny. They are the first family I created. They have the most money since they have the smallest house. One thing I wish Sims 2 had was more stuff. Hopefully they will have much stuff to download. I hope they don't have many updates I have to pay for. That would just be annoying. I haven't played these people enough for me to describe their personality. However Jenny is really good at making friends. Nate on the other hadn isn't. He he trying to mac on the mail lady, however he is failing miserably. He tried to throw a party and Katie was the only person to show up. It was a successful party and put him in a good mood for the entire day. Jenny loves playing SSX. It is hard to fit everything in their house.

THE WHORE FAMILY
The whore family consist of Total and Ima. They are a nice lesbian couple. I didn't really mean for them to become a lesbian couple. In fact I created them so they would go to parties. However they fell in love with each other in a day. That is probably because both of them are bitches and both of them are very playful. They are the most successful of all my sims so far. They get promoted like no tomorrow. They have the worst house since I designed it. Due to the lack of wall paper, they are mad at me. One of the things I think they could of improved is improve the arrow on top of the head yelling at me thing. When I have them selected I don't know why they are yelling at me. I wish I could look up in the sky and yell at someone and poof get a TV. The Sims, should be called Sim GOD. It is almost how you feel when you are playing. The whores also like Jenny Downey. Everyone likes Jenny Downey. They don't really like Nate. No one really likes Nate. Which is too bad since he is supposed to be a party animal.

Well that is my family review. One thing that the game has is inspirations. Mini goals to do. Like buy a couch, hug nate or something like that. They give points which allow you to buy cool things. Like a fountain of youth type thing, which seems to be needed since they age in 30 days. I amgoing to investigate when I get home. I would rather not have my sim age so quickly. I also wish they had more things. They have so many htings in the first sims with all of the expansion packs. I think the 2nd game should have at least half as much stuff. It doesn't seem to have half as much stuff. Actually I feel the game should have practically everything that doesn't consist of the Sims leaving their home. Like pets for instance. Seems like EA REALLY wants people to register OR and more likely just want to Sims 2 into another cash cow.

The reason I actually bought the game is because of this story. Fun SIM STORY

Random Thought of the Day
Well lets hope this posts


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Another boring post by boring man

Welcome to the worst blog in the history of blogs. I hope you are all entertained by the crappiness of this blog. If I made one person's day worse then I did what I meant to do.

Weight
Well things are not going great, however they are going. I can fit in my pants I couldn't have before. I lost a pound or so. Still not working out regularly. I need to start working out in the mornings. I hate working out in the mornings. Another thing that I hate to do that will make my life better. Too many things in life that are good for you suck. I can't wait till they have weight loss fried chicken and workout machines where all I have to do is search the net and play video games. Then get paid for both.

Coh
well it looks like I am going to cancel my account again. I just can't play enough to justify 15 bucks a month. Maybe when football season is over and I still have a job.

GPlay
I joined Gplay http://www.gplay.com I will post how much I like it in a month

Something that cracks me up
The fact that I know HTML. I should just write this in HTML. I hate the interface. It is so poorly done.

NFL
I hate football. It is so stupid. Just kidding, I do hate it when the Miami Dolphins lose. Miami Dolphins lost to the Bengals. Something I never thought I would have to write again. The defense played AMAZINGLY. I cannot believe how well the defense played. They shut down the Bengals for most of the games. Before the final drive only one of the Bengal scores were a result of decent offense. The rest were bad offense and bad special teams. They showed Carson Palmer how it is to play against a real NFL defense, as he did nothing for most of the game. The last drive was something different. Carson showed he can become someone special in this league. Plus their line really stepped it up to stop the blitzes. Another thing that happened though was on one of the big plays on that drive, Miami's fourth cornerback had to sit out. That wouldn't be so bad, HOWEVER they were already missing their first and third cornerback. Plus they were missing thier top two defensive tackles.

The offense on the other hand was offensive. The line looked as horrible as they did last year. They couldn't block for nothing. Wade Smith put in one of the worst performances I have ever seen. Lamar Gordon danced a little too much for this crappy line. Marty Booker did nothing to show that he was an all pro. It was a very painful night for a dolphin fan. I still have not given up on Feeley.

Rest of the NFL
This is not the first time I have been wrong about the surprise team in the league. I was wrong last year, with I don't remember. I was wrong the year before with the bengals. This year I look to be VERY wrong with the Texans. Who lost to an OK Lions team and a HORRIBLE Charger team. The Texans look like crap.

The seahawks are looking like a team to beat.

The Bears look like crap one week, then destroy the Packers the next. Proof, that is why they play the game.

Even though they killed them, the Patriots had WAY too much trouble against the Cardinals. It was really fun watching Cade run for his life and look lost the entire game.

Go Jax. What a defense. What a decent offense.

Go Raiders. They beat buffalo. I hate buffalo. Buffalo is weird. For such a talented offense, they suck.

Random Thought of the Day
random thoughts are not random if you have to think about them

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Read More of My Comics

Alright, I read more of my comics.

Ultimate Electra 1
Decent. Not much happened. Electra's father makes a stupid decision. The itshay is about to hit the anfay. 4 out of 5

Daredevil 62 and 63
I read reviews about this one. I was looking forward to the worst. It was much better than I thought it would be. I really like Daredevil. Even though it is after all of the ultimates, spider-man and spider-girl in my reading order, it is still one of my favorites. The funny part about it is it makes me miss the Black Pather. That was also a well written comic book. I know reviews have plot points, but plot points give so much away. Black Widow is there, and Daredevil learns why she is there. IMO, Daredevil is reminded why he should of never became the king pin.
5 out of 5.

Hellsing Vol. 1, 2 and 3
I love me some japanese manga. I have decieded that Hellsing is the first one I am going to get. The beauty of manga is that it has been out for years so it doesn't take that long for these huge volumes to come out. Which is good because waiting week after week for just a little tiny snippet of action would be so annoying. Plus the thing about manga is that most stories are self contained. Hellsing is no different. It is a story of the Protastant church killing vampires with the aid of Alucard. Dracula spelled backwards for stupid people who can't figure it out like myself. The thing about Hellsing that sets it apart, minus the fact that it is really cool is that Alucard is a complete and total baddass. After the first three volumes it is hard to imagine someone buffer then Alucard. He is amazing. It is a very enjoyable funny manga. I would suggest it to anyone.

6 out of 5.

Tom Leykis
yesterday I went to the Tom Leykis 10 year party. It was amazing to see the master debater live in person. Man was he wasted. I arrived at 7:30 because I wanted to get in, however he didn't show up till 10. Which was very disappointing since I wanted to leave at 10. Waiting for him was a bitch. Seeing him live made it all worth while. Plus seeing some boobs didn't hurt either. It was also cool to see Dino, especially when he called Sara a cunt, bitch attention whore for not showing us her boobs. That is what I would imagine from Dino. BJ and RR were there as well. The sad part is, if I waited about 10 more minutes where I was waiting, I probably could of shook the man's hand.

I know some people hate him, however without him I would not be the man I am today. I know I would probably be with this woman with a kid right now, and she would probably be pregnant with my kid. Before listening to tom, I made so many poor decisions about the opposite sex. Plus I also learned that men aren't evil like they are shown on television. There is nothing wrong with being a man and having a man's desires. Plus he showed me how all of my family is wrong. Pointed out that all something I should of saw myself. If women didn't want jerks, why did every one of my aunts, my mother and my grandmother have children with jerks. So to honor Tom Leykis I am going to write the main things I have learned from Tom.

1) Do not settle. To not fall for the first woman who gives me regular sex. Do not date single mothers just because they are easy. To strive for the woman who I feel is the best I can do.

2) Re-enforced the fact that self esteem came from the self. That I am the reason why I am where I am at. That blaming others does NOTHING because I cannot control others.

3) Do NOT do things that make me feel less of a man. For instance, hold a purse.

4) There is nothing wrong with wanting to feel like a man. Men are not evil and women are not nice. That is what I learned from sitcoms. That men are everything wrong in this world. I learned how false that is. Women can be some evil manipulative people. Plus they say the world is run by men. I don't know how true that is anymore. If it was run by men, wouldn't prostitution be legal?

5) That I don't need to be married before I was 25. While growing up I wanted to be married with a family by 23. Now I know how stupid I was. There is no need to rush. I better become successful before I have kids, because once you have kids it makes life that much harder. Plus if you don't find the perfect woman, once you have a woman it makes reaching your goals that much harder. I guess that also goes with point number one.

Well I will leave it at five. Thank you Tom Leykis for giving me another point of view. Plus making me a happier person.

Long Blog
Man this one is long.

Random Thought of the Day
Hooters Hooters, yum, yum, yum, Hooters, Hooters, on a girl that is dumb

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Two crappy posts in one day, I must be bored.

Comic Book review. I got my comic books. I have so many. I decieded to review them. I want to see if it is any fun. They will suck. Everything I do sucks.

Spider-girl 76-78
Spider-Girl is my favorite comic book. When I get my big batch of comic books, Spider-Girl is the first one I read everytime. It rarely disappoints me. This time it did not disappoint me again. In these three episodes you pick up where you left off. What is Spider-Girl to do about Canus, Ms. Octopus and the Tarantula? Well in these three comic books you find out for the most part. Good action, good comedy. Very satisfying. I give them 5 out of 5.

Ultimate Spider-man 62-65
Ultimate Spider-Man is one of the slowest comics I have ever read. Pretty much the ultimate series is. However I still like the ultimate series. 62, 63 and 64 were finishing the carnage chapters of the Ultimate Spider-Man story. With a suprise that depressed me. The ultimate Spider-Man is not liking being Spider-Man as much as he did when he first started out. A pretty decent story. Not the best Ultimate Spider-Man, Carnage is kind of stupid. I was entertained. I thought 65 was the best out of the three. I do like when you kind of get into their minds. I give these 4 comics a rating of 4 of 5.

The Amazing Spider-Man 509-511
These are amazing. I can't believe how good I think they are. It has been a while since the Amazing Spider-Man has caught my interest. I mostly just get them because I like Spider-Man that much. However these episode remind me how much I liked the older Spider-Mans. Dealing with the whole Gwen Stacy thing, she has a secret. You might find out what it is. Or is the secret not what it seems. I highly suggest these.
5 of 5.

The Spectacular Spider-Man 16-18
These are part of the Avengers Disassembled. I didn't like them. One Spider-Man starts turning into a spider. I remember that happening before, he doesn't. Mary Jane acts really out of character for some reason. I didn't realize Captain America was such a putz. I didn't like the beginning of this story line and I am hating it so far. I don't understand what they were thinking. I don't care about this insect lady. I give them 2 out of 5. I can't give a spider-man a one.

Marvel Knights Spider-Man 4-5
These were fun to read. MUCH better then spectacular. I actually enjoyed reading them. The black cat returns, and it is neat. I don't know what else to say. I know I don't like when people write summaries that take away the surprise. I give these 3 out of 5.

Ultimate X-Men 48-50
48 and 49 finish the whole Sinaster thing. I think he was too much of a putz compared to how cool he was in the regular universe. Still very entertaining. 50 was ok. A new story line with new problems and new things. An entertaining read. Not totally great, not totally bad. 3.5 out of 5

Ultimate Nightmare 1
Crap. I hate how marvel does this. Nothing happened. Nothing at all. Well I hope Ultimate Nightmare 2 is a lot better.
1 out of 5

Random Thought of the Day
Too many comics, my brain is going to explode.

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Been so long since I have posted.

Wow, not even one post a week. Talk about slacker. Well since I am talking to myself I guess I can slack of myself.

Work Out Update
Well I have done a decent job of working out. It was hard to get excited about working out again. I was excited 3 months ago and then things happened. I have decieded to try to get excited. Well 14 days of working out has been done. That is good, imo. I haven't lost a pound though. However I am stronger so I think I have gained some muscle.

COH
Capes are getting coming soon. My highest character is only 14th level. Soon to be 15th level. I need to get one 20th level. I need to work Valad Ahore really hard to get her level 20.

NFL
The NFL has started and I say, THANK YOU GOD. I used to doubt there was a heaven, but finally god has given me something worth doing on sundays. My Miami Dolphins did not do to well.

Miami Dolphins
Well my Miami Dolphins lost to the better Titans team. However some positives come out of the game. Feeley is the starter. I hate Fiedler. Well I don't hate Fiedler, I just hate the fact that he is the starting quarterback. He can't throw the out pass. Starting NFL quarterbacks should be able to throw the out pass. Lamar Gordon looks like he could be good enough to be a starter in this league. The defense held the Titans to 10 points. Still a lot of ifs before Miami is a good time. For instance, if Miami's line can gel, if Lamar Gordon could become a starting runningback, the Defense can still play good, if there are no big injries, if Feeley can become a decent starting quarterback, if Booker can stop making stupid mistakes...

Random NFL stuff
I am surprised that the Ravens sucked so bad. Boeller does not look like a starting quarterback.

I am surprised that the Browns looked so good. Maybe Butch Davis is better than I thought he was.

Random Stuff
Went to Monday Night Raw last night. Man wrestling has gone down hill. There was a time if I was 15 minutes late I was stuck in the cheap seats. This time I was 4 hours late and I had pretty good seats. It was actually a good episode of RAW. Since all of the other episodes of RAW before this RAW have been pretty much crap, I was VERY surprised.

Boob Report
Wow there were some good boobs at RAW. There was this one girl who was absolutely beautiful and she had huge breasts. Long blonde hair, really nice skin. Man it will be days before I forget her. There were some other attractive women with big boobs. Man do I love me a good pair of breasts.

Election Report
Primaries of Washington are in, and unless this state surprises the heck out of me and votes in a white male republican, looks like we are going to have a woman as a govener. That doesn't look right. I thought Ron Sims had it in the bag. I guess him messing up the power really hurt his election.

Random Thought
I did not know that September 11th was Patriot Day.

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Crappy post of the week

Well there might be more then one post this week, but I doubt it.

WEIGHT GOAL UPDATE
This is going to be a new thing on my blog. I am going to lose weight dammit. It is going to be posted at least once a week and the main weigh goal would be tabulated on Sunday. The starting weight is 300lbs. Yes I am a BIG man. I want to weigh around 200lbs. So I am going to have 100lbs to lose. I am doing power 90. I did skip yesterday, but I am going to do it today. I need to start working out in the morning. Working out in the morning is hella lame.

COH
I started playing city of heroes again. That game is so much fun. Find it at http://www.coh.com . It is a really fun. I strongly recommend it to everyone. My hero's names are Valad Ahore, Terra Burn, Miss Match, Hells Auditor and Evolutioner. If you see me on there say hi. We can talk about my love of boobs.

Random Stuff
welcome to normal stuff. This is just random thoughts I have. Like this one. Kobe Bryant has been vindicated. Unfortunately all women who have actually been raped and all members of the NBA have been victimized.
I want a bigger TV. My TV is too small. 27 inches isn't big enough anymore. I guess size really does count.
The last comic standing rules. I like stand up comedy. I can barely stand all of the stupid house things. Eff the house things. I wonder what is the true reason they are doing this. Probably to make Dat Pham even more famous.
Ever look at a hot woman and totally forget what you were thinking about. That happens to me everytime I see Joy from the WWE Diva search. I just forget what I am thinking when I see a good pair of boobs. In places where thinking means life or death, hot women should be BANNED. They are very dangerous.

Jenny
Here is the blog of a person who once commented on my blog. http://blackgirlinteruppted.blogspot.com . I have read this blog a couple of times and I find it very entertaining. Plus the woman is pretty attractive. That helps. You should check it out. All none of you who actually read this blog.

Random Thought of the Day
I am happy men cannot get pregnent.

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