Crappy Memories

I was reading Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy last night when they mentioned someone looking at someone to show anger by squinting. That made me think back to when I was sitting in the lunch room and this girl who liked me looked at me at the angry squinting eye thing. I did not really understand why it was supposed to be cute or funny, however she was very attractive so it didn't really matter. I kind of understand how lesser attractive women can hate attractive women. Nothing an attractive woman does means much to a man, they will generally like them no matter what. This is a simple case of the grass is always greener on the other side. While the less attractive girls do have to work harder for their friendships and develop humor and personality, their friendships have a lot more meaning and are much deeper. As guys will hang out with them for reasons other than wanting to bone them.

I love paragraphs. Well this lead me into thinking about how I really messed it up with her. Looking back I could of fixed it if I did something. It really did not have to be a specific something, it just had to be anything. Doing nothing rarely gets you something. Unless you are a hot female. However being hot is kind of doing something. Lately I have been thinking a lot about my past. Which is weird because I have really stopped doing that in the last few years. I used to think of my past a lot and be all stupid and depressed. Now I look at the past I laugh at the stupid things I did more than regret them. One thing I have learned in life is I regret the things I didn't do way more than the things I have done . At least I got to learn from the things I have done. From that I learned I am really bad with women. I am so bad that when I think about it, it just makes my head swing back and forth as it is swinging now if you could look at me. Well this leads me into my new years resolutions.

New Years Resolutions
1. Do not ruin a chance for a relationship with an attractive female. I did well last year, however I did not have a chance to have a relationship with a female I found attractive

2. Put self in position to have a chance to have a relationship with a female that I find attractive

3. Buy a car. I want a car.

4. Get a job. I have a job, but I am going to have to get one soon. Well I have experience so it should be easier to search. I hope I make at least 2 dollars more an hour than my last job. I would use that money to GET A CAR.

5. Stop ordering pizza, hot wings and chinese food delivery. That is really expensive and not very healthy. Plus I feel like I should eat everything I ordered just because it came with delivery. I do not know why that is. Probably because I could just get more food delivered.

6. Continue to lose weight. My goal is to get to 210 by the end of 2005. That is about 90 pounds to lose. As you can see in my ticker experiment below this post.

7. Buy more socks and underwear. I hate doing laundry. With more socks and underwear I could do less.

8. Buy more shirts. I have too many shirts with holes in them. I need to replace them.

9. Dress snazzier and try to smell better. Why not? I don't think I smell bad, but I could always smell better.

Year in review
This year has been an interesting year. I did not get into any relationships and for the entire year I did not really care. I did get to listen to a girl tell a guy why she didn't want to date me for about 5 minutes. Since I wasn't actually trying to date this girl at the time it didn't really bother me. However looking back I should of just told that girl to shut it. It wasn't any of his business anyways.

Well also this year was my first year with a decent job and living on my own. I felt like such a man. Next year my goal is to become more of a man, which is pretty much how you can sum up my new years resolutions. Which is probably going to mean less video games. I do not have to give them up completely but will probably have to reduce the amount. Growing up isn't as fun. However I still like the fact that I can eat ice cream for breakfast lunch and dinner. I don't, but I can. That is the point.

That pretty much summed up the year. Nothing REALLY happened. I did get my credit in order. Now I have to start paying it off. So I should of put number 10. Cut credit debt in half. Not the most exciting year of my life. Well exciting for me, not for people reading about it.

Happy New Year!!!
I want to wish the few readers a Happy New Year. I hope you have enjoyed this crappy blog. I have enjoyed writing it. Kind of like a diary of my stupid thoughts. I have enjoyed all of the blogs I have read as well. Plus I hope everyone gets really drunk, or not really drunk, or really laid, or really not laid but cuddled or really full or really worn out by all of the dancing or whatever you want to do tonight.

Random Thought of the Day
Ever think about the past and wonder if that is just your life flashing before your eyes. Kind of thinking, "Huh, maybe I am thinking about the past because I am dying soon." Wouldn't it be really creepy if today was my last day on earth. If it is, I am going to haunt, YOU!!!!

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Stupid Test

Long time since a post this stupid existed

Wow it has been months since I have posted on this stupid blog. I haven't even posted my comic reviews. For the most part, I liked them all. Well Ultimate Nightmare was kind of crappy. However since the first one was so bad, kind of crappy is an upgrade. Someday I have to get the hang of commas.

Nick Saban
Is the new coach of the Miami Dolphins. Even though I do not have any football fans who really read this blog. Also I do not have anyone who does read this blog period so I guess that point doesn't matter. It is interesting that they gave up so much money and power to one guy. This has worked in some cases and has not worked in others. Well I guess we will have to see how this one goes. He is not Dave Wanstedt so that is a plus.

Tsunami's suck
So far over 55,000 people have been reported dead by the Tsunami that hit east asia. 55,000. That is over 16 9/11s. I guess Americans do not really care since last I heard only 6 Americans died. That is like .002 9/11s on the 9/11 scale. Here is a link if you have not heard about it. I first discounted this news since I assumed it was a small tsunami and only resulted in 100s of deaths. I am a typical American. If it does not happen in America, I generally do not care. See the quake in India or Iran or wherever that killed like 20,000. For some reason this thing amazes me. Where the India/Iran/whatever earthqake was only about 7 9/11s, this one is 16 and climbing. Plus if they do not clear out the bodies the death toll could double due to plague. I am probably obsessed with it as well due to the wide spreadedness of the damage. How is that for a word? Plus entire civilzations were destroyed. Communities that will probably never recover since over 66% of the community died.


Reggie White
Sad day in sports. He was a good man. Even though people like to say he will be remembered more for the things he did off the field, they are wrong. Reggie White will always be remembered for what he did on the field first and what he did off the field second. It is probably because people like to talk with their emotions after someone they love dies. The scary part is, well for me, is that Reggie White is the same age as my father AND he died of something that my father has. Which is Sleep Aptnia(sp?). Well here's hoping my father does not die.

Christmas
I hope everyone had a merry christmas

World of Warcraft
World of Warcraft is very fun. I have a 18th level paladin. It is very easy to level up in the game. I am on a PVP server since that is the server that the Tian Wu Daos play on. It is kind of scary because I am what they call a "carebear". I do not like to get ganked. Which is killed by someone much stronger than me, especially when I am just farming. Farming is killing mobs for items. Mobs are monters in MMORPGs. Now you are more of a geek than over. You have been pwnd.

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
I started to read it again. They are making a movie out of it. I watched the British movie. That pretty much sucked. However those are now the faces and voices I give the characters when I do my reading. I do not know how they can make a good movie of the book. Too much of the book is funny only in book form. How do you convey thoughts and funny things that have nothing to do with the story in a movie? So many quotable quotes. May the writer rest in peace.

Prostitution
In my many attempts to secure free porn on the internet I have found this site called www.wsgforums.com. It is a site where people explain how to pick up prostitutes and their experiences with them. I am not planning on getting me a prostitute, however I am entralled by this site. I cannot believe it exists and I cannot believe there have been places I have been that are a hot bed for prostitution. I do not understand how they do not get caught more since they are doing a lot of the cops work. The first amendment is amazing. It is protected to write something about how to break the law. I do not think it should be repealed. I just find it amazing that this amendment exists when I see stuff like this happening. It also explains the KKK and NAMBLA and how they exist and opperate. I think if the founding fathers had to do it all over again, they would write in a clause that did not allow people to write about how to break the law. Which of course would be bad, however I just cannot think of a government being too happy about writings such as these.

Random Thought of the Day
$40 for a 6 minute lap dance or $40 for a 10 minute BJ, you make the call.

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Sad Comic Book day

This day should be happy. Yesterday I picked up my comic books. I have over 40 comic books to read. Including Hellsing Manga Volume 4. That is a lot of comic books. I got through the Amazing Spiderman, New Avengers, Spider-Girl and Ultimate Spider-Man. I will post my thoughts on them when I get home.

Sad Spider-Girl News

Tom DeFalco's wife died on December 11th. That is sad. Tom is a talented writer and a very classy guy. He actually posts at http://www.comicboards.com/spidergirl/ from time to time. Always seems upbeat and answers a lot of questions from the fans. A very thankful man who, I believe, truely appreciates his fans and truely loves doing his job of trying to make Spider-Girl the best comic he can make it. My prayers go out to him and his family. It is too bad that he is going through this.

Crappiest Comedy EVER!!!

Mitch Hedberg
I am a huge Mitch Hedberg fan. I love stand up comedy and Mitch right now is one of my favorite comedians. He was performing with Stephan Lynch so I decieded to go see him. I have seen Stephan Lynch's comedy special and I thought he was funny enough, however I was there to see Mitch. Well thank god Stephan Lynch killed. If you have a chance to see Stephan Lynch I highly suggest it. He is a really funny guy with some really good jokes. He has a song about Jesus's brother Craig Christ that is just very funny. I was laughing almost nonstop when he was on the stage. Unfortunally it was mostly nervous laughter when Mitch was on the stage. He seemed to be very drunk AND he was probably a little high. He smoked a pipe onstage, however I do not think it was filled with tobacco. It seems like it is a 50/50 chance to see a good Mitch Hedberg show.

Civ III
Well I quit again and I picked it up again. I am obsessed when it comes to that game. I want to win. Well I did figure out why I had so much trouble with the Egyptians. So I figured it out and took out the Indians with the Mongols. Now I am dominating technologically. However Incans are really destroying their continent. Their are two big ones. I am the Mongols are on one and the Incans and other 5 races are over on the other one. Soon the Incans will be the only one on that continent. I am at war with them but I am not afraid of them. I have modern armors, they just have tanks, plus my production could out produce them if push does come to shove. Plus it is hard to fight another continent. The Mongols just attacked me for some reason. They only have calvery. They will probably take a town or two before I totally crush them. This is going to take so much time.

Weight Loss
Well lost 5 pounds of the 10 I wanted to lose over this month. That is good. I am looking forward to my measurments later this month. Maybe next week.

Random Thought of the Day
Canada Sucks

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Hurray for memory

I remember what I was going to talk about yesterday

Paris Hilton
I was watching South Park on Wednesday and it made me feel very justified in my wondering why people care about what ANYTHING this girl does. I know she is rich, but that is it. She has no talent. She can't sing. She can't act. She is just a spoiled rich whore. Plus the fact she really isn't that pretty. I mean she is totally doable. She is thin and blonde and blah blah blah. However she isn't anything special. She also does have a big nose. I do not think she is hot enough to be famous for her hotness. I think she is famous for her sluttiness and guys just love looking at a slutty girl. That also explains britany spears. Please people, STOP GIVING THIS ATTENTION WHORE ATTENTION!!!! I know that will never work. One can dream. "Last night I dreamed...of kiiilling!" Guess where that quote came from? You are right it is Fidel from Jagged Alliance 2. If you want good quotes play that game.

Civ III
I was supposed to give this game to Kerry but I couldn't find it. I assumed it was at my friend's house but I kept on forgetting to look there when I was over there. Well while looking for something else I found it. I played it. I forgot how frustrating that game can be. I am never going to play that game again. I know I have said it at least 10 times now, but this time I mean it.

Random Thought of the Day
Stop whispering Brittany Spears. God I hate her and yet I want to do her. It is funny being a man.

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Game Fever

ARRRGGHHH. That is what I want to say right now. Right now I want games. I read about World of Warcraft. I want World of Warcraft. I read about Pirates!. I want Pirates!. Knights of the Old Republic comes out next week. I want Knights of the Old Republic 2.

I cannot play all of those games. They all will take too much of my time. Especially World of Warcraft. However more I read about it, the more fun it looks. It looks so much fun. ARRGGG!!! I love fun. Why can't I just win the lottery so I can play all the games I want. Best part about being unemployeed last year was all of the Final Fantasy XI I was able to play. It looks like World of Warcraft would be fun to play for 30 minutes AND it gives you a little bonus if you stay away for a little while. So you don't feel like such a slub if you cannot devote your life to the game like so many. HOWEVER how can I justify that purchase when I am going to get Knights of the Old Republic 2. That game will take at least 30 hours of my life. Well it might just take two days out of my life. If it is half as fun as the first game then I will be playing it all of the time. I cannot wait to play this game. TIME TIME TIME!!!! I want more TIME!!! Plus I need to do other things like clean and study for my job interviews I am going to need to do. How can I do this?!??!?!??!?!?!?!? Sorry sorry, just freaking out. I need MORE TIME!!!!

WEIGHT LOSS!!!
Sorry for all of the caps and explanation marks. However this post is TO THE EXTREME!!! Well my weight loss isn't going as well as it should. SO I am going to KICK IT UP A KNOTCH, BAMN!!!!!!!!! I am going to lose at least 10 pounds this month. December is the month of me getting off my butt. Well technically I have been getting off my butt. The problem is eating. So far this week I have been doing GREAT. Well great for me. I have been wanting to work out in the morning, however I feel so bad in the morning. Stupid sickness. I did clean my apartment some, hopefully that will help me feel better.

Something ESLE!!!
I had something else I wanted to say but I totally forgot. So I am going to totally forget, TO THE EXTREME!!!!! I FORGOT!!!! TO THE MAX!!!!!! Max, what a word. Speaking of word I have started to say wonkey. I do not know where I got it. I haven't actually said it to someone else. However it is a fun word. A FUN WORD TO THE EXTREME!!!! WONKEY TO THE MAX!!!!

Random Thought of the Day
Red versus Blue is funny.

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